Where to Watch Funhaus Gameplay • Sezon 2022
93 Episodes
- Alanah Pearce Manages our Seed Money in Deadly PremonitionE4
Alanah Pearce Manages our Seed Money in Deadly PremonitionMotility classifications of sperm: Non-motile - No movement at all. Progressively motile - swim forward in an essentially straight line. Non-progressively motile - Swim in an abnormal path or tight circles. Hailey motile - Lose their way, are later found asleep on a discarded futon mattress two towns over. - Even Star Wars Has More Dragons Than Eragon: The GameE10
Even Star Wars Has More Dragons Than Eragon: The Game "We have not even to risk the adventure alone for the heroes of all time have gone before us. The labyrinth is thoroughly known … we have only to follow the thread of the hero path. And where we had thought to find an abomination we shall find a God. Also, make sure the main character tries to fuck his sister." Joseph Campbell - Speeding Through a Ton of Sonic-Alpha Games w/ Alanah PearceE18
Speeding Through a Ton of Sonic-Alpha Games w/ Alanah PearceMYTH: Every time Jacob climaxes, somewhere a fat, wrinkly, little puppy teaches a hardened convict how to love again. BUSTED: Sometimes it's a kitten wearing a little handkerchief. - Hitman 3 in VR Goes About as Well as You'd ExpectE24
Hitman 3 in VR Goes About as Well as You'd ExpectGames? Please. I only use my VR rig for three things: accessing my seductive boss's secret files, banging naïve lady cops after being cryogenically frozen, and turning landscapers into murderous super geniuses. - Ken's Dignity Sold Separately - Barbie Super Sports GameplayE31
Ken's Dignity Sold Separately - Barbie Super Sports GameplayIf Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips, and would likely have a BMI too low to properly menstruate. In other words: Perfect. - Turn and Face the Strange in Omikron: The Nomad SoulE34
Turn and Face the Strange in Omikron: The Nomad SoulBy the late 70s, Studio 54 was the only club in the world where you could listen to Alan Alda give a passionate lecture on the Equal Rights Amendment while watching Liza Minelli tug off half the cast of Welcome Back Kotter. - Pruning All the Variants from the Multiverse in GMOD Murder!E35
Pruning All the Variants from the Multiverse in GMOD Murder!Pretty soon there's gonna be a whole lot of confused moms out there wondering why their perfect little test tube miracles shriek with terror every time they see a pair of pants with belt loops. - Beware The Red Seed in Deadly Premonition w/ Alanah PearceE37
Beware The Red Seed in Deadly Premonition w/ Alanah Pearce Once, a few years ago, Jacob's Magnum condom tore under the strain of his considerate yet determined lovemaking. Nine months later his girlfriend gave birth to a shrieking litter of Gundam models and gently used copy of Truce at Bakura. - Omikron: The Nomad Soul Sucks: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Change My MindE38
Omikron: The Nomad Soul Sucks: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Change My MindBenjamin Franklin also proposed the creation of a simpler alphabet, removing redundant letters and adding a few of his own. When asked why he felt this was necessary, Franklin mumbled something incomprehensible from beneath the heaving breasts of several aged French prostitutes. - Netscape and Chill - Drunk Internet Cafe Simulator w/ iamBrandonE39
Netscape and Chill - Drunk Internet Cafe Simulator w/ iamBrandonYou Zoomers haven't lived until you've spent an entire afternoon downloading a single fake nude pic of Sarah Michelle Gellar, wedged between some nerd playing Everquest and a wrongly accused woman on the run, desperately trying to clear her name. - The Road to Funhaus Wrestlemania Begins in WWE 2K22!E44
The Road to Funhaus Wrestlemania Begins in WWE 2K22! For those of you who are new to professional wrestling, the "Attitude Era" was defined mostly by performers donning a lot of black clothing and gimmicky makeup before killing their entire family and themselves. - The Law Offices of Ryan C. Hailey - Deadly Premonition w/ Alanah PearceE47
The Law Offices of Ryan C. Hailey - Deadly Premonition w/ Alanah PearceThis just in: Ryan Hailey 5% Irish Attorney At Law is now representing any and all child Bengals fans who bullied and/or asked "Whose house?!" during/after the events of Super Bowl LVI. If you or someone you love under 4'11 has suffered emotional distress following these events please contact the law office of Ryan Hailey 5% Irish Attorney At Law . - He Is Juicin' - Word of the Day Easter Special!E50
He Is Juicin' - Word of the Day Easter Special! Jesus' Ultimate Cross Training Workout: Step 1: Bulk up on bread and wine with your bros. Step 2: Drag a literal cross up a hill. Step 3: Die on that shit. Step 4: Three day cut and cool down in a dank ass cave. Step 5: Roll a boulder the f*ck out your way and ascend to heaven like a boss. - Ultimatum: Spring Break Edition in Sims 4!E52
Ultimatum: Spring Break Edition in Sims 4!The keys to a successful marriage proposal are forethought and attention to detail. I carefully swapped my wife's birth control with Mini Altoids for months before I asked her. Man, you should've seen the waterworks when she finally said yes. - Deadly Dodgeball in GMOD w/ Achievement Hunter!E58
Deadly Dodgeball in GMOD w/ Achievement Hunter! Dodgeball is all fun and games until that day in the 3rd grade when Roger DiFazio hits you so hard in the solar plexus that you pee all the way down into your off-brand British Knights. One would imagine. - Stars n' Stripes n' Steroids: Captain America Super Soldier - Marvel MondaysE61
Stars n' Stripes n' Steroids: Captain America Super Soldier - Marvel MondaysKevin Feige originally wanted James to play Captain America, but the VFX team crashed $7,000,000 worth of computer equipment trying to make him look puny during the first act. - Jack Pattillo Can't Get Enough Murder in L.A. NOIRE!E63
Jack Pattillo Can't Get Enough Murder in L.A. NOIRE!I was a different time. You'd probably murder a bunch of women too, if all you had to beat off to was your neighbor's brassieres hanging on a clothesline and one dogeared photo of Betty Grable in a one piece. - Say Yes To the Sweats - Ryan Gets Married in Sims 4!E66
Say Yes To the Sweats - Ryan Gets Married in Sims 4!Don't let the tiny unimportant details of your wedding stress you out. As long as the dowry goat is fertile and the marital sheets hang heavy with crimson, the village seer shall bless your land with a bountiful autumn harvest. - We're All Eager for the Climax of Deadly Premonition w/ Alanah PearceE67
We're All Eager for the Climax of Deadly Premonition w/ Alanah Pearce Look. I'm not say that Ryan's secret hidden room is filled with nothing but countless jars of backup seed. There's probably a few crumpled Filet-o-Fish wrappers laying around too. Watch your step. - Why Women Hate Ghost Rider - Marvel MondaysE68
Why Women Hate Ghost Rider - Marvel MondaysRemember when pleasuring your partner to always start out slow, with tender circular motions, so things don't heat up too quickly. Then gently fold in the egg whites so as not to knock all the air out. Pour into a greased and floured pan and cook at 325° for abou- y'know what? That's how you bake a soufflé. I have no idea how to please a woman. - Iron Man: Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, Corpse - Marvel MondaysE71
Iron Man: Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, Corpse - Marvel MondaysIt's true. Most actors are lot shorter than you think. I heard Daniel Radcliffe bathes in a thimble and rides to set every day in one of those Stuart Little RC cars from Radio Shack. - Every Franchise Everywhere All At Once - Teardown Star Wars and MCU ModsE72
Every Franchise Everywhere All At Once - Teardown Star Wars and MCU Mods"Uhh hey Tony. It's... (sigh). It's Clint again. Clint Ba- well you know who I am. Just calling to see if there was any movement on that suit. Y'know, the Iron Hawk suit we talked about. The one with the targeting computer and the... armor. The purple skirt is great and all, but I'm like, seventy, seventy-five percent nano-flesh now and the wife's starting to worry. Soooo... yeah. If you could just gimme a call whenevs, that would be cool. Cool, cool, cool. 'Kay bye. Oh wait! I switched to Cricket and got a new num-(BEEEEEEEEEP)." - Loser takes a shot.E80
Loser takes a shot.Funhaus Cocktail Corner Recipe #137: "The Hailey" 14 oz. Vodka (plastic bottle preferred) 2 cans warm Modelo 1 pouch Capri Sun (straw lost inside) -Mix all ingredients in mouth. -Take bong rip. -Wake up covered in poison oak on top of Wendy's drive thru display. - We Clobber The Fantastic Four (emotionally) - Marvel Mondays: Fantastic FourE85
We Clobber The Fantastic Four (emotionally) - Marvel Mondays: Fantastic FourHow many time a week do you think Kevin Feige has to call the cops on a belligerent Michael Chiklis, all high on orange paint fumes, threatening to "clobber" himself if he doesn't get a cameo. - Make America Gip Again - Word of the Day 4th of July Special!E86
Make America Gip Again - Word of the Day 4th of July Special!Ronald Reagan single-handedly ended the cold war through a complex strategy of isolation, aggressive armament, and the deployment of Nancy to personally s*ck off the entire Politburo. - No Jokes, Bits, or Shenanigans Allowed in A Gummy's Life!E87
No Jokes, Bits, or Shenanigans Allowed in A Gummy's Life!Did anyone else spend their childhood afternoons separating gummy bears by color, letting them harden in the fridge, then slowly eating them from worst to best in front the tv, or did you guys have parents who gave a shit? - Clawing Our Way to the Top in Arcadegeddon Early Access!E92
Clawing Our Way to the Top in Arcadegeddon Early Access! A sound engineer once forgot to refer to James as "Draven" while in studio, so James tossed a mic stand through the glass, calmly pooped on the mixing board, and nailed the rest of his lines in a single take. Because he's a professional.