MaineBert dares to ride the Boulder Dash in Bristol as well as the Alpine Slide in Vermont as he makes his way through New England. Then Bert travels to Maine for the eleventh annual North American Wife Carrying Championship.
Virginia
E2
VirginiaBert heads to Busch Gardens and Kings Dominion to tackle some of the meanest rides the parks have to offer. Bert attempts to conquer the Griffon and the Intimidator, the fastest coaster on the East Coast. He ends his trip donning a kilt in Doswell.
Eastern Florida
E3
Eastern FloridaBert travels to the sunshine state where he rides the world's only inverted dueling coaster at Universal Orlando. Next he's off to Wet N' Wild to take on the Bomb Bay and finally, Bert tests his wakeboarding skills at the annual Ski Rixen Amateur Open.
Hawaii
E4
HawaiiBert heads to the sunny shores of Oahu for some water activities, Hawaiian-style. Bert checks out Wet'n'Wild, Hawaii's only water park. He then sets to North Shore to swim with sharks, and finally Bert takes a leap in the Paddleboard Cliff Jump Regatta.
New Jersey
E5
New JerseyBert visits Six Flags Great Adventure and goes to the Tough Mudder competition.
Alberta, Canada
E6
Alberta, CanadaBert visits West Edmonton Mall and rides the Mindbender and the Bungee Tower and partakes in the 37th annual Toboggan race.
Eastern Texas
E7
Eastern TexasBert goes to Six Flags Over Texas and rides Titan and Mr. Freeze and then goes to the Buddy Run and gets dirty.
Alaska
E8
AlaskaBert goes to Anchorage, Alaska to take part in the 76th annual Fur Rendezvous Festival.
New Mexico
E9
New MexicoBert goes to Ruidoso Winter Park and to Angel Fire Resort to participate in the shovel races. Then he heads to the Radisson Hotel in Albuquerque, home of New Mexico's only indoor water park.
Arizona
E10
ArizonaBert goes to Phoenix, Arizona to face the rides at the Wet 'n' Wild water park.
Cancun
E11
CancunBert goes to Cancún, Mexico to ride the Double Space Bowl slide at Wet 'n' Wild, experiences the jungle attractions at Selvatica Adventure Kingdom in the Yucaton jungle, and competes in the Coral Beach Tubing Spectacular.
San Francisco
E12
San FranciscoBert goes to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom to ride the Medusa and the Hammerhead, and heads to San Francisco, California to compete in the Bring Your Own Big Wheel event.
Indiana
E13
IndianaBert goes to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari to ride the wooden rollercoaster, the Voyage, and the Wildebeest water coaster, and heads to Perfect North Slopes to compete in the Slush Pit Tubing Championships.
Colorado
E14
ColoradoBert goes to Elitch Gardens in Denver, Colorado.
Los Angeles
E15
Los AngelesBert goes to Six Flags Magic Mountain and Knott's Berry Farm.
Upper Midwest
E16
Upper MidwestBert goes to Shakopee, Minnesota to experience the rides at Valleyfair.
