- Lino2 dni temuSPOILERS So a conservationist, both his daughters and the vet all fail to recognise or at least consider that a bite could transmit rabies. Absolute BS. The dude says "There's no rabies in Hawaii" Bro, there's no mongoose in Hawaii either! There's not one character in this that isn't completely brainless. The obvious small person in a chimp suit is looks cheap, so do the effects, animals with rabies don't retain the level of intelligence for hiding and sneak attacks, and the pool looks out to an open cliff with no safety rail, hahaha. I know it's a movie but goddamn, zero realism. Oh yeah, and a man has a fist-fight showdown with a chimp that has the strength of 10 men, because he doesn't have a goddamn gun, even a tranq. 1 star for a great idea, but only 1 star because it was terribly executed. Shame really. I really wanted to like this.
- Hipster ZOMBIE15 stycznia 2026Primate (2025) is pretty dumb, gloriously gory, and exactly the kind of midnight-movie creature feature that knows it’s throwing bananas and leans into the splatter. The setup is pure B-movie goodness: a crazed pet chimpanzee with rabies by way of a mongoose, and escalateing choas with some very stupid young adults caught in the middle. The gore lands hard and often, with wince-worthy kills that feel handcrafted for genre sickos who like their horror messy and mean. Like me. The human element is a circus of bad decisions. The kids are walking cautionary tales, and the parent (a deaf author who is about to go on a book tour) are so aggressively brain-dead you’ll forget they’re supposedly ape experts. It’s frustrating, hilarious, and oddly charming in how committed it is to stupidity. What really sells it is the score, a creepy, synth-soaked pulse that feels like a lost Goblin tape unearthed from a Dario Argento vault. Primate won’t be the best horror film of 2026, but it definitely won’t be the worst, and against all odds, you’ll probably have a damn good time watching it, I know I did.
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Szympans was released on 8 stycznia 2026.
Szympans was directed by Johannes Roberts.
Szympans has a runtime of 88 min.
Szympans was produced by Walter Hamada, Bradley Pilz, John Hodges.
Gdy Lucy Pinborough wraca na Hawaje po pierwszym roku studiów, marzy o beztroskich wakacjach w gronie przyjaciół: Hannah, Kate i Nicka, a także swojej siostry Erin oraz ukochanego pupila rodziny - szympansa Bena. Ponieważ ich ojciec Adam zostaje pilnie wezwany w sprawach służbowych, Lucy i dziewczyny planują odpocząć przy basenie w rodzinnym domu - luksusowej posiadłości położonej na klifie. Łagodny Ben, wychowywany jak członek rodziny cieszy się z powrotu Lucy. Wkrótce jednak szympans zaczyna zachowywać się w sposób niepokojąco agresywny. Gdy jego wrogość narasta, Lucy zbyt późno uświadamia sobie, że z Benem dzieje się coś bardzo złego.
The key characters in Szympans are Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah), Hannah (Jessica Alexander), Adam (Troy Kotsur).
Szympans is rated R.
Szympans is a Horror, Thriller film.
Szympans has an audience rating of 6.9 out of 10.
Szympans had a budget of 21 mln USD.
Szympans has made 41,2 mln USD at the box office.