- Hipster ZOMBIE15 stycznia 2026Primate (2025) is pretty dumb, gloriously gory, and exactly the kind of midnight-movie creature feature that knows it’s throwing bananas and leans into the splatter. The setup is pure B-movie goodness: a crazed pet chimpanzee with rabies by way of a mongoose, and escalateing choas with some very stupid young adults caught in the middle. The gore lands hard and often, with wince-worthy kills that feel handcrafted for genre sickos who like their horror messy and mean. Like me. The human element is a circus of bad decisions. The kids are walking cautionary tales, and the parent (a deaf author who is about to go on a book tour) are so aggressively brain-dead you’ll forget they’re supposedly ape experts. It’s frustrating, hilarious, and oddly charming in how committed it is to stupidity. What really sells it is the score, a creepy, synth-soaked pulse that feels like a lost Goblin tape unearthed from a Dario Argento vault. Primate won’t be the best horror film of 2026, but it definitely won’t be the worst, and against all odds, you’ll probably have a damn good time watching it, I know I did.
- shirazesat12 lutego 2026A lesson in pet ownership and too much glass. Edge of seat horror that's really riveting. I tagged this high due to the quality of the story and excellent pace. Plus no-one does anything daft, like you usually see in horrors - everything is believable. I would say, though, that there's too much gore in some scenes, and I really hope high ratings for this isn't misinterpreted as a sign that gore is good. "Saw", for example, was excellent because of its concept but producers focused on gore rather than concept
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Szympans was released on 8 stycznia 2026.
Szympans was directed by Johannes Roberts.
Szympans has a runtime of 88 min.
Szympans was produced by John Hodges, Walter Hamada, Bradley Pilz.
Gdy Lucy Pinborough (Johnny Sequoyah) wraca na Hawaje po pierwszym roku studiów, marzy o beztroskich wakacjach w gronie przyjaciół: Hannah (Jessica Alexander), Kate (Victoria Wyant) i Nicka (Benjamin Cheng), a także swojej siostry Erin (Gia Hunter) oraz ukochanego pupila rodziny - szympansa Bena. Ponieważ ich ojciec Adam (laureat Oscara® Troy Kotsur) zostaje pilnie wezwany w sprawach służbowych, Lucy i dziewczyny planują odpocząć przy basenie w rodzinnym domu - luksusowej posiadłości położonej na klifie. Łagodny Ben, wychowywany jak członek rodziny cieszy się z powrotu Lucy. Wkrótce jednak szympans zaczyna zachowywać się w sposób niepokojąco agresywny. Gdy jego wrogość narasta, Lucy zbyt późno uświadamia sobie, że z Benem dzieje się coś bardzo złego.
The key characters in Szympans are Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah), Hannah (Jessica Alexander), Adam (Troy Kotsur).
Szympans is rated R.
Szympans is a Horror, Thriller film.
Szympans has an audience rating of 7 out of 10.
Szympans had a budget of 21 mln USD.
Szympans has made 41,2 mln USD at the box office.