Charlie SheenTopper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman Valeria GolinoRamada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane Lloyd BridgesAdmiral Benson Kevin DunnLt. Commander Block Jon CryerJim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach William O'LearyPete 'Dead Meat' Thompson Efrem Zimbalist Jr.Wilson Heidi SwedbergMrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson Bruce A. Young'Red' Herring Ryan Stiles'Mailman' Farnham Rino ThunderOwatonna 'The Old One' Ryan CutronaCaptain Margolis Kelly ConnellAir Controller Tony SimotesAmbulance Driver Jeff BrightCommunications Officer Jimmy Lennon Jr.Ring Announcer Marie Thomas-FosterFrancine Pat ProftLawrence Lipps / Scenariusz / Executive Producer Cylk CozartDrill Sergeant #1 Christopher J. KeeneDrill Sergeant #2 Jimmie Ray WeeksAmish Man Annie O'DonnellAmish Woman Charles BarkleyCharles Barkley Bill LaimbeerBill Laimbeer Eugene GreytakPope John Paul II Tony LoreaHumphrey 'Bogie' Bogart Jerry HalevaSaddam Hussein Bob LenzElvis 'The King' Presley Robert PuroPrecocious Paper Boy Richard LastingHandsome Milkman Christopher DoyleConspiratorial Crewman Pablo PriettoParking Valet John BanksonParking Valet Nancy AbrahamsFamily in Front of TV Store Joseph AbrahamsFamily in Front of TV Store Jamie AbrahamsFamily in Front of TV Store Cary BrayboySleepy Weasel Squadron Tony MorenoSleepy Weasel Squadron Kevin EadsSleepy Weasel Squadron Dave OliverSleepy Weasel Squadron Richard EmanuelleSleepy Weasel Squadron Kip PierceSleepy Weasel Squadron Brent FreemanSleepy Weasel Squadron Kenton StegerSleepy Weasel Squadron Craig McIntoshSleepy Weasel Squadron Sean WrightSleepy Weasel Squadron Joe AllegroSleepy Weasel Squadron Jack I. BernsteinRabinowitz (uncredited) / Other Jim AbrahamsReżyseria / Scenariusz Pat ProftLawrence Lipps / Scenariusz / Executive Producer Janet GrahamAssociate Producer Greg NorbergAssociate Producer William A. ElliottProduction Design Jerie KelterSet Decoration Bill ButlerDirector Of Photography Paul 'Doc' ByrdAerial Director Of Photography Mark PetersonCostume Supervisor Ann MastersonMakeup Department Head Allan A. AponeMakeup Designer Deborah HumphriesMakeup Artist Laurel FrushourSet Costumer G. Roger AbellSet Dressing Artist Jack I. BernsteinRabinowitz (uncredited) / Other Tom DaviesFirst Assistant Director Robin Leigh FleckSecond Second Assistant Director Ernie F. OrsattiSecond Unit Director Jonathan ChibnallFirst Assistant Editor Mary NelsonNegative Cutter L. James LangloisAssistant Editor Sylvester LevayOriginal Music Composer Richard KiteBoom Operator Meredith GoldAssistant Sound Editor David B. CohnSound Editor Randle AkersonSupervising Sound Editor Ted WhitfieldMusic Editor Jeffrey M. JonesProduction Sound Mixer Randy K. SingerFoley Recordist Dan O'ConnellFoley Artist Stephen McEveetyUnit Production Manager Ronald L. CarrLocation Manager Rodney LiberProduction Executive Phil BautistaProduction Assistant Jeanie DanielsPayroll Accountant Harriet Katz-StevensAccountant Robert StaddVisual Effects Producer Jeff BurksAnimation Supervisor Erik HenryVisual Effects Coordinator Gary FriedmanVfx Production Coordinator Mat BeckVisual Effects Supervisor 
