Director's Cut Cast & Crew
Missi PyleHerself / Mabel Penn JilletteHerbert Blount / Scenariusz / Producer Harry HamlinGodfrey Winters Gilbert GottfriedSuperintendent Adam RifkinAdam Rifkin / Reżyseria / Producer Marshall BellMoving Company Guy Rob SteinbergDetective Whiteside Bridey ElliottWardrobe Girl Cokey FalkowSpecial Effects Guy Sophie DeeHooker Crowdfunder Caroline GaylePaddle Girl Diana TerranovaManson Girl Gus LangleyPolice Officer Katarina LawPolice Officer Leslie McKellerNurse Twiggy Shawn C. PhillipsBirthday Boy Dave AnthonyRichard Speck D. Brett SchrammJeffrey Dahmer Jon BarinholtzVideo Assist Guy Demetrius ThomasDetective Jones Matt DonnellyPrison Guard 01 David ChapmanAssistant Director Dylan TregerCollege Boy / Failed LA Actor 'College' Kid Shannon TregerYoung Nurse / Doctor No Cajones Miles DougalCharles Manson Benjamin SchraderMormon 1 David AboussafyMormon 2 / Massive Headwound Hank Ronald GrahamAlbert Fish / Annoying Person #3 Debi StaronPolice Officer Shannon McManigalAttractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim Seth H. SteadmanBad Hat Etiquette Cop Jan Philip BrowneBlump's Burgers Owner Coleman LannumBlump's Burgers Crowdfunder (as Cole Lannum) Curt HarpoldBlump's Burgers Patron Mick LuvbrightCaesar (with Chariot) Kayla LevineChild W / Dog Walker Cayla KirschbaumCranial Cavity Cayla Geri HormelCrowdfunding Cop Chick #1 / Nurse Stabbed-a-Lot Gillian HormelCrowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs / Executive Producer Samantha NietoCrowdfunding Cop Chick #3 / Nurse Screams-a-Lot Daniel GreenspunCutting Room Floor Guy Lori HylandCutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute Lisa FarmerDead Diner Dame Carey BarrettDead Faculty Derek A. ZavalaDerek the Stud Daniel BaysDetective Daniel Petoskey / Executive Producer Dionne A. ZavalaDionee the Falling Angel Monica CookEmily's Best Friend Taylor J. SmithExtremely Handsome Police Sergeant / Hot EMT Francesco SantoraFirst Guy Shot Anne RoelkeFlowered Pants Lady Bryan HaynedFryer Duck and Cover Dee LuvbrightGadget the Purple Pony Andrew WimsattGreeting Cop / Executive Producer Christopher LemmingsHamlin Fan Cheryl LemmingsHamlin Fan Cheryl Warren Scott KirschbaumKeystone Cop Number 3.0 (as Warren Kirschbaum) Javier Andy Zavala Jr.Handsome Cuban Manager Mac McPhersonInvisible PTSD Cop Brian D. SheehyOfficer Clem Son / Penn's Body Double Larry F. ScottOfficer Lutz Rod FielderPolice Officer Jeff LevineUniformed Officer Bob LawlerBigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village / Executive Producer Renee Reeser ZelnickCrowdfunder 05 John FarrierBlump's Burgers Victim Robert BelushiElder Ashby (uncredited) Daz ByardDetective (uncredited) Leonel ClaudeOfficer Gause (uncredited) Valerie R. CookSecurity Guard (uncredited) Brie CubelicCollege Girl (uncredited) Javier FloresPolice Officer (uncredited) Michael HaddadPolice Officer (uncredited) Dustin KnouseReality TV Camera Man (uncredited) Sarah LoweAgenty Cindy (uncredited) Robert McMurrerCharles Whitman (uncredited) C. Ronald McPhersonRestaurant Patron (uncredited) Jeremy L. MorrisonClash of the Titans Geek (uncredited) Rick NathansonGuy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse (uncredited) Johnny OrtizClub Goer (uncredited) Jon RayCop / Restaurant Patron (uncredited) Mark RossignolCop (uncredited) Carlos Simental Jr.Thug (uncredited) Scott WinigReal Director of Photography (uncredited) / Director Of Photography Ebony WilliamsEbony Williams (uncredited) Patrick J. StathamJames Huberty (uncredited) Adam RifkinAdam Rifkin / Reżyseria / Producer Penn JilletteHerbert Blount / Scenariusz / Producer Alice Xandra ThirteenExecutive Producer Alexander KoehneCo-Producer Pete AdamExecutive Producer Cyan BanisterExecutive Producer Martin BauerExecutive Producer Daniel BaysDetective Daniel Petoskey / Executive Producer Daniel Ford BeavisExecutive Producer David BlockleyExecutive Producer Herbert BlountExecutive Producer William CroxvilleExecutive Producer Gillian HormelCrowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs / Executive Producer Michael KoenigsExecutive Producer Richard Koenigs-BergExecutive Producer Aki KorhonenExecutive Producer Bob LawlerBigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village / Executive Producer James MessinaExecutive Producer Anna L. MoskalExecutive Producer Daniel MurphyExecutive Producer Randy PitchfordExecutive Producer Colin PittsExecutive Producer Bill PradyExecutive Producer Brian QuattriniExecutive Producer David RichardsExecutive Producer David TiangcoExecutive Producer Scott TilsonExecutive Producer Matthew TrainerExecutive Producer Andrew WimsattGreeting Cop / Executive Producer Bill ZankerExecutive Producer Peter Adam GoldenProducer Brett A. SnodgrassProduction Design Benjamin RalstonSet Decoration Monique DiasArt Direction Scott WinigReal Director of Photography (uncredited) / Director Of Photography Vicki Hales-DalyCostume Design Bianca AppiceMakeup Department Head Heather GalipoKey Makeup Artist Kevin BlumenfeldOriginal Music Composer Glenn S. AlaiCo-Executive Producer Rich NathansonCo-Executive Producer Tevin AdelmanLine Producer 
