Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regissør / Manusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent / Songs Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Julius SharpeWardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice) / Manusforfatter Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Manusforfatter / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Manusforfatter / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlaneOperator Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Adargiza De Los SantosBitch Killer Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regissør / Manusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent / Songs Brad WalshManusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent Paul CorriganManusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent Julius SharpeWardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice) / Manusforfatter Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Manusforfatter / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Manusforfatter / Consulting Producer Kirker ButlerManusforfatter Jon PollackManusforfatter Aaron LeeManusforfatter / Consulting Producer Erica HugginsEksekutiv produsent Alana KleimanEksekutiv produsent Jason ClarkEksekutiv produsent Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Alex John WisemanCo-produsent Tom CostantinoCo-produsent / Klipper Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Heather PainCostume Design Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer Norah JonesTheme Song Performance Jon GreasleySound Re-Recording Mixer John-Thomas GravesAdr Editor Mike McKoneSound Effects Editor Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Alexis WinterCasting Associate Joy FehilyCo-eksekutiv produsent Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Charlie HankinStaff Writer Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Hannah MurphyStaff Writer 
