Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regissør / Manusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent / Songs Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Julius SharpePhone Voice (American Airlines) (voice) / Manusforfatter / Co-eksekutiv produsent Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Manusforfatter / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Manusforfatter / Co-eksekutiv produsent Rachael MacFarlaneOperator Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Adalgiza ChermontBitch Killer Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regissør / Manusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent / Songs Paul CorriganManusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent Julius SharpePhone Voice (American Airlines) (voice) / Manusforfatter / Co-eksekutiv produsent Brad WalshManusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Manusforfatter / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Manusforfatter / Co-eksekutiv produsent Jon PollackManusforfatter / Co-eksekutiv produsent Aaron LeeManusforfatter / Co-eksekutiv produsent Kirker ButlerManusforfatter / Co-eksekutiv produsent Erica HugginsEksekutiv produsent Jason ClarkEksekutiv produsent Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Tom CostantinoCo-produsent / Klipper Alana KleimanEksekutiv produsent David J. NavarroAssosierende produsent John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Julie DrachSet Decoration Liz KloczkowskiArt Direction Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Heather PainCostume Design Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer Norah JonesTheme Song Performance Jon GreasleySupervising Sound Editor John-Thomas GravesAdr Editor Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Steve JoeCo-eksekutiv produsent Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Joy FehilyCo-eksekutiv produsent Elena CrevelloCo-eksekutiv produsent Maria ThayerCo-eksekutiv produsent Andy BlitzCo-eksekutiv produsent Peter KnightCo-eksekutiv produsent Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Alexis WinterCasting Associate Howard GriffithCo-eksekutiv produsent Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Hannah MurphyStaff Writer Charlie HankinStaff Writer 
