Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regissør / Manusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent / Songs Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Julius SharpeMr. George / Manusforfatter Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Manusforfatter / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Manusforfatter / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlaneOperator Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Adargiza De Los SantosBitch Killer Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regissør / Manusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent / Songs Brad WalshManusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent Julius SharpeMr. George / Manusforfatter Paul CorriganManusforfatter / Eksekutiv produsent Dana GouldPriest / Manusforfatter / Consulting Producer Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Manusforfatter / Supervising Producer Aaron LeeManusforfatter / Consulting Producer Jon PollackManusforfatter Kirker ButlerManusforfatter Jason ClarkEksekutiv produsent Alana KleimanEksekutiv produsent Erica HugginsEksekutiv produsent Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Alex John WisemanCo-produsent John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Tom CostantinoCo-produsent / Klipper Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Heather PainCostume Design Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Norah JonesTheme Song Performance Mike McKoneSound Effects Editor Jon GreasleySupervising Sound Editor John-Thomas GravesAdr Editor Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Alexis WinterCasting Associate Joy FehilyCo-eksekutiv produsent Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Hannah MurphyStaff Writer Charlie HankinStaff Writer Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer 
