Primate
Regissert av Johannes RobertsLucy, a college student, along with her friends, spend their vacation at her family's home in Hawaii, which includes her pet chimpanzee, Ben. However, when Ben contracts rabies after being bitten by a rabid animal, the group must fight for their lives in order to avoid the now-violent chimp.
Primate vurderinger og anmeldelser
- levi420116. januar 2026A enjoyable watch. On edge the whole time. Made me go chimp mode in the theater
- Velastrae-16 tA huge disappointment.
- Hipster ZOMBIE15. januar 2026Primate (2025) is pretty dumb, gloriously gory, and exactly the kind of midnight-movie creature feature that knows it’s throwing bananas and leans into the splatter. The setup is pure B-movie goodness: a crazed pet chimpanzee with rabies by way of a mongoose, and escalateing choas with some very stupid young adults caught in the middle. The gore lands hard and often, with wince-worthy kills that feel handcrafted for genre sickos who like their horror messy and mean. Like me. The human element is a circus of bad decisions. The kids are walking cautionary tales, and the parent (a deaf author who is about to go on a book tour) are so aggressively brain-dead you’ll forget they’re supposedly ape experts. It’s frustrating, hilarious, and oddly charming in how committed it is to stupidity. What really sells it is the score, a creepy, synth-soaked pulse that feels like a lost Goblin tape unearthed from a Dario Argento vault. Primate won’t be the best horror film of 2026, but it definitely won’t be the worst, and against all odds, you’ll probably have a damn good time watching it, I know I did.
- Patrick Wai-4 d.More fun than it probably has any right to be, this is a brisk, bloody killer-chimp thriller that knows an easy watch beats a profound one. The plot is predictable and the creature work does not always sell the illusion — the chimp suit is a little too “guy at a very committed theme park” — but the movie makes up for it with generous gore, solid momentum, and a surprisingly decent mix of horror, family drama, Gen Z party chaos, and the added tension of a deaf single father caught in the mess. It is not reinventing anything, and you can see most of it coming, but it still works as a slick, low-effort recommendation: nasty enough for horror fans, simple enough for a casual night, and better than expected even when it is wearing its B-movie DNA on its furry sleeve.
- cursedbags12. januar 2026Crazy Ass Monkey.
- Yahya24. februar 2026Waste of time
- Luis Portugal-6 d.Great watch. Awesome thriller made me go ape mode at home
- shirazesat12. februar 2026A lesson in pet ownership and too much glass. Edge of seat horror that's really riveting. I tagged this high due to the quality of the story and excellent pace. Plus no-one does anything daft, like you usually see in horrors - everything is believable. I would say, though, that there's too much gore in some scenes, and I really hope high ratings for this isn't misinterpreted as a sign that gore is good. "Saw", for example, was excellent because of its concept but producers focused on gore rather than concept
- Timeless Cinema16. januar 2026As a tense horror film, there are moments that shine. Across the sum of its parts, it's a decent single watch for horror fans.
- Jeanett Norgaard-6 d.Very good
- Casper Hørning21. mars 2026Stupid people, impossible to be this helpless.
- Shoel Palli8. februar 2026Would have been better if they made a ‘Zombie Apocalypse of the Planet of the Apes’
- brian65832. april 2026A family of idiots is terrorised by a small man dressed as a monkey and, despite having rabies, which causes hydrophobia, spends most of the film standing next to a swimming pool. A sequence of increasingly stupid decisions leads to some hilarious moments. Tragically, this is not a comedy.
- sti5312. februar 2026Lucy... Bad... Lucy... Bad...
- sopula13. mars 2026that's not how rabies works I do appreciate the simplicity and all that but this was one of the most dull and boring films i've ever watched maybe would have been good if released in 1934. completely formulaic and predictable, nothing new, nothing to offer. acting and all that was fine
Primate-trivia
Primate ble utgitt 8. januar 2026.
Primate ble regissert av Johannes Roberts.
Primate har en spilletid på 88m.
Primate ble produsert av John Hodges, Bradley Pilz, Walter Hamada.
Lucy, a college student, along with her friends, spend their vacation at her family's home in Hawaii, which includes her pet chimpanzee, Ben. However, when Ben contracts rabies after being bitten by a rabid animal, the group must fight for their lives in order to avoid the now-violent chimp.
Hovedpersonene i Primate er Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah), Hannah (Jessica Alexander), Adam (Troy Kotsur).
Primate har aldersgrensen R.
Primate er en Horror, Thriller.
Primate har en publikumsvurdering på 7.1 av 10.
Primate hadde et budsjett på USD 21 mill..
Primate har tjent USD 41,6 mill. på kino.