4/10 - Turdbox The Movie
This movie sucks and really makes me think it was made by AI. This had nothing to do with Matchbox or Matchbox cars besides the cars being mentioned a few times for no reason other than to say Matchbox cars. While they just use the Matchbox name to draw people in to watch this movie using just the name and cover poster.
It's like if Jason Statham made his own Fast and Furious movie. Then casted it without Jason Statham in it to save the film. It's very generic and boring
There were very few scenes that made me giggle or kept me really engaged. The fighting with cena was okay even though i couldn't see him only hear his voice.
I could never care enough nor want another one of these. Please don't.
Matchbox: The Movie
Danger Close
7.5/10 - Really decent film. I very much enjoyed this, always love to see Vietnam war films done well.
And Travis Fimmel count me in.
Danger Close
Heat
Heat
Constantine
Constantine
X
X
The Death of Robin Hood
The Death of Robin Hood
House of the Dead
House of the Dead
The End of Oak Street
6/10 - Started Great, but ran it's course very quickly, and it got predictable fast sadly. Still worth watching at least once in your lifetime.
The End of Oak Street
Onslaught
3/10 - Plex Censored This Review, Because "Free Speech" as in me saying whatever i feel like saying about anything i choose to say, Is truly a Lie. I am not a dog who barks on command. i do what i want, say what i want, when and where i want. If not, then whats the point of even living?
I said exactly 3-5 cuss words in my original review, marginal cuss words at that. The only reason my review was taken down was because I was bashing a woman. Let's be real, there was no reason to block my review, as I've seen many other reviews that were much worse than mine. The main reason I can sorta see it being blocked was me calling her a piece of shit multiple times, which she was in the film if you actually saw the movie. I assume I hurt someone's feelings, which is why it was taken down, as it was a normal, harsh review about how useless this film was and how badly they botched it.
And this film was garbage. 15 million to make this and they barely made 4 million back. So go ahead and defend this poop all you want. I cleary am not the only one who thought this was bad.
Getting upset at me for my wording or what I say matters zero to me when I block you anyway, so go ahead lol. Shows me more about your lack of self control when you get mad enough to tell me I'm wrong. Guess you got what you wanted, though, as here i am going on for nothing. I gave you my final response. Movie sucks, and people who defend it make no sense to me.
So I'm moving on, and I hope you can too. I don't like responding to hate and making myself look like a fool for even responding, but I said what I wanted to say.
7/10 - I like this film the protaganist is great. They probably should of stopped after the 1st movie though. Because it didn't get any better from here on out.
Rampage
Aliens in the Attic
4.5/10 - Movie was as i remember it, pretty boring. The only good thing about this film was (Robert Hoffman) who plays Ricky Dillman. He was the only thing keeping me slightly engaged and laughing.
I know it's a kid movie. But i have to rate it fairly. I didn't really like this movie that much anymore, as i've gotten older. Only few kid oriented movies, can keep me loving them. And this wasn't one of em.
Aliens in the Attic
G-Force
5.5/10 - Could of had a sequel. Never got one though
4/10 - You gotta stop making these please. They are so dumb and filled with stupid plot holes.
And the choices they decide to make oh my gosh. I don't even think someone in their actual place would never do something so stupid as them.