Rik MayallRick / Schrijver Alexei SayleThe Balowski Family / Schrijver Ben EltonRadio DJ / Schrijver Robbie ColtraneDr. Carlisle Pauline MelvilleVyvyan's Mum Jim BarclayRacist Policeman Maggie SteedWoman from the Council, Miss T. Smith Peter LaxtonBoy on Corn Flakes Box Paola DionisottiDHSS Offical Roger SlomanDarren's Father / Coldstream Guard Ceri JacksonMother on Cornflakes Box Jennifer SaundersHelen Mucus Kilian McKennaSnogging Man Michael RedfernAngry Policeman Brian CroucherMan at Bus Stop Emma ThompsonMiss Money-Sterling Mel SmithGrenada Security Guard Jools HollandPunk in Bank Hilary MasonOld Woman Next Door Roger Ashton-GriffithsOrgo Griff Rhys JonesBamber 'Bambi' Gascoigne Norman LovettMan from the penny arcade Cyril ShapsOld Man Next Door Helen Atkinson-WoodWoman in Advert Anthony SharpRoland Pervical Tony RobinsonDr. Not The Nine O'Clock News Damaris HaymanWoman Pushing Corpse Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylorhimself 'Fast' Eddie Clarkhimself Christine EllerbeckMaggie Herbert NorvilleBlack Youth Tony AlleffSaudi King's aide Barrie Cookson2nd Man on Raft David RhuleRoller Disco Patron Robin ParkinsonMan in Hell Clair HillGirl on Cornflakes Box Jean Campbell-DallasOld Lady Vandal Tony SympsonOld Man at DHSS Nicholas BallDr. Jim Morrison Sadie HamiltonBlonde at Party Justine LordThe White Witch Vikki ChambersAged and toothless and bent old crone Daniel PeacockDying Man in Cabin Gary BeadleSmythe the Bosun Jonathan CaplanSir Boring Old Fart Carla MendonçaPeople's Poet Groupie David RolfePoliceman in Van Brian OultonMr. Pye (Neil's Dad) Peggy Thorpe-BatesMrs. Pye (Neil's Mum) Lise MayerWoman in Hawk advert / Schrijver Mark LambertBank Supervisor Paul JacksonRegisseur / Producer Ben EltonRadio DJ / Schrijver Lise MayerWoman in Hawk advert / Schrijver Alexei SayleThe Balowski Family / Schrijver Rik MayallRick / Schrijver 
