Fran DrescherFran Fine / Regisseur / Producer / Story Charles ShaughnessyMaxwell Sheffield Nicholle TomMargaret Sheffield Benjamin SalisburyBrighton Sheffield Madeline ZimaGrace Sheffield Rachel ChagallVal Toriello Ann Morgan GuilbertYetta Rosenberg Spalding GrayDr. Jack Miller Morty DrescherUncle Stanley Fred StollerFred, the pharmacist Darryl HickmanOfficiating Priest Sophie WardJocelyn Sheffield Roger Clinton, Jr.Roger Clinton Harry Van GorkumNigel Sheffield Joyce BrothersDr. Joyce Brothers Lorne MichaelsBarbra Streisand Ron MelendezPeter Bidwell Gregg RogellKenny Keroucan Jonathan PennerDanny Imperiali Joseph BolognaDr. Joe Razzo Dorothy LymanMaureen Wentworth / Regisseur Rosie O'DonnellRosie O'Donnell Jamie Renée SmithYoung Fran Fine Gloria GiffordDistrict Attorney Andy MackenzieWaiter / Production Coordinator Jackie TohnTiffany Koenig Peter Marc JacobsonMan at the Bar / Regisseur / Schrijver / Producer Jason AndrewsPolice Officer Pamela AndersonHeather Biblow-Imperiali Robert VaughnJames Sheffield Elizabeth TaylorElizabeth Taylor David StarzykSteve Goodman Merrick DeamonMan at Party Sandy HackettRabbi Margulies Yvonne SciòArianna Levine Michael McKeanProfessor Noel Babcock PhD Dina MerrillElizabeth Sheffield Ian BuchananJules Kimball Burt BacharachBurt Bacharach Corbin BernsenGlen Mitchell Roger KernRaymond Turnboat Catherine OxenbergSydney Mercer Harry HamlinProfessor Steve Donna DouglasDonna Douglas Efrem Zimbalist Jr.Theodore Timmons Brenda BallardWoman At The Park Bryan KirkwoodMaggie's Boyfriend Alex SterninTrick-or-Treater Dayton CallieThe Sergeant Billy Ray CyrusBilly Ray Cyrus Brian GeorgeButler Inspector Eric BraedenFrank Bradley Myles SheridanBrighton's Friend Marvin HamlischAlan Neider Anne LambtonMadeline Porter Ron GreschnerRon Greschner Lila GarrettLady in Ladies' Room Thomas DekkerJ.B. Bingington's Son Judith HoagKathy Marie O'Malley / Katherine Porter Gabriel BolognaDr. Taylor Laurelyn ScharkeyShowgirl Gigi Wallace ShawnCharles Haste Benjamin Kimball SmithBrighton's Friend Philip CasnoffCantor Gary Isaacs Dakin MatthewsDean Sterrett Sam MountainAndrew Lloyd Webber Robert Lee JacobsBlake Glickman David LettermanDavid Letterman (uncredited) Ron OrbachBarry Cooperman Wilder ShawTrick-or-Treater Barbara HowardFertility Doctor Richard KindJeffrey Needleman Ian AbercrombieButler Inspector Christopher WinfieldFather Joffrey Charlie NewmarkDr. Hamilton Edward PennRichard Porter Sally Jessy RaphaelSally Jessy Raphael Christopher RichKurt Jacobs William BumillerDetective Schoenfeld Ellen RatnerNadine Cooperman Aaron HeymanMan at the Movie Morgan BrittanyJudy Silverman Patti LaBellePatti LaBelle Michael WintersDoug Emerson Ray StricklynWendell Kent Dorothy LymanMaureen Wentworth / Regisseur Lee Shallat ChemelRegisseur Peter Marc JacobsonMan at the Bar / Regisseur / Schrijver / Producer Fran DrescherFran Fine / Regisseur / Producer / Story Brenda CooperCostume Design Andy MackenzieWaiter / Production Coordinator 
