Follows the adventures of the Cuylers, an impoverished and dysfunctional family of anthropomorphic, air-breathing, redneck squids who live in a rural Appalachian community in the state of Georgia.
WebnecksRusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
Beast Implants
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Beast ImplantsGranny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
Tween Steam
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Tween SteamDan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
Wing Nut
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Wing NutAfter seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
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Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
Earth Worst
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Earth WorstAfter giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
The Good One
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The Good OneEarly gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
Sharif
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SharifDan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
Condition: Demolition!
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Condition: Demolition!Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
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The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's DilemmaAfter the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
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The Unbearable Heatness of FireAfter the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
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Tuscaloosa DumplingEarly teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
Armageddon It On!
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Armageddon It On!The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
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Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan HalenA news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
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Flight of the Deep Fried Pine BoobyWhen Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
An Officer and a Dental Dam
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An Officer and a Dental DamAfter Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
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The Okaleechee Dam JamWhen Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
Pile M for Murder
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Pile M for MurderDan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
Mud Days and Cornfused
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Mud Days and CornfusedDuring the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
Krystal, Light
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Krystal, LightEarly's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
