Bay'ahBro…You want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay’ah.
Can You Hear Me Now?
A2
Can You Hear Me Now?Hey i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
Little Omar
A3
Little OmarHe told you about little Omar! stop acting like you didn’t know! now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it’s haraam. you’re just… haraam!
Miakhalifa.mov
A4
Miakhalifa.movYou dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?
3riana grande
A5
3riana grandethe shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
They
A6
TheyPray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.
Atlantic City
A7
Atlantic Citydo not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.
Frank
A8
Frankmasr um el dunya… and it always will be. but america is what I need right now. you’ll see, baba. inshallah.
Uncle Naseem
A9
Uncle NaseemYes. Mexicans can go to heaven.
You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh
A10
You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikhcan we just pray together?
