Lucille BallLucy Carter / Regisseur Gale GordonHarrison Carter Desi Arnaz Jr.Craig Carter Jack CollinsArthur Collins Robert FoulkOfficer Rafferty Orwin C. HarveyBank Guard Rhodes ReasonDetective Haggerty Irwin CharoneMr. Garfield Emile AutuoriPoker Player #3 Roy RobertsSuperintendent Gary MortonPitchman / Executive Producer Robert AldaCaptain MacClay Wally CoxGustav Vandemeer Barbara MorrisonMrs. Murdock Herbie FayeLuncheonette Manager Dick PattersonSteve Thompson Carol BurnettCarol Krausmeyer Elliott ReidHarvey Gaynes Harry HickoxSergeant Montgomery Cliff NortonWalter Butley Reta ShawMiss Witherspoon Buddy LewisSecond Male Diner Parley BaerDr. Cunningham Victor Sen YungHeadwaiter Marc LawrenceJoe Grapefruit Susan TolskySue Ann Ditbenner Richard DeaconHarvey Hoople Robert CummingsBob Collins Eva GaborEva Von Graunitz Alan OppenheimerHerb Hinkley Morgan JonesContest Judge Florence LakeLittle Old Lady Adele ClaireNurse Whitton Jim BatesBillie Joe Jackson Mike HowdenSki Instructor Roy RowanTV Late Movie Host (voice) Ernest SarracinoMr. Nicoletti Hans ConriedWilliam Barkley John DavidsonJohn Kleindorf Marilyn MaxwellGloria Pendleton Vincent PriceVincent Price Jayne MeadowsLaura Trenton William BenedictDeliveryman O. J. SimpsonO.J. Simpson Steve LawrenceSteve Lawrence J. Pat O'MalleyJed Tankerly Foster BrooksDavid Benton Miller Chuck ConnorsChuck Connors Shelley WintersShelley Summers Booker BradshawCouple #1 Man Howard KeelStanley Livingston Jack GilfordWilbur Harlow Tennessee Ernie FordErnie Epperson Ricardo MontalbanPrince Phillip Gregory Elsa LanchesterMumsie Westcott Robert RockwellJack Scott Tony RandallRudolph Springer Ginger RogersGinger Rogers Freddy MartinFreddy Martin Helen HayesKathleen Brady Iron Eyes CodyMedicine Man Jackie JosephJackie Berry George MarshallSheriff George / Regisseur Danny ThomasDanny Gallupi Elizabeth TaylorElizabeth Taylor Kathleen HughesMrs. Portnoy George MarshallSheriff George / Regisseur Lucille BallLucy Carter / Regisseur Gary MortonPitchman / Executive Producer Marl YoungOriginal Music Composer Wilbur HatchOriginal Music Composer 
