Chris MorrisChristopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters / Schrijver / Producer / Original Music Composer Mark HeapSimon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters Kevin EldonAlan / Belgian Comedian Barbara DurkinFrench Woman Albert WellingClerk of the Court Claire SkinnerHelly Melvick Paul Garner"Technology!" man Peter BaynhamWelsh Naval Officer Amelia BullmoreRole Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly Sinead Griffin-LennonDesiree Wastrey Janene PossellGranita Rocksand Bill CashmorePeter Plodes / Trevor Distance Harriet NorcottSophie V'Haalbjje Alexander ArmstrongAmerican Vox Pop Hugh DennisDr. Balb Kubrox Ian GelderDr. Jonathan Kwattes Luke SorbaDinner Party Guest / Boxing Goat Owner Felicity MontaguDinner Party Guest Alexandra PaulSelf (voice) Nigel LindsayPeacecap Johnson Christopher WilkinsonDr. Fash Habbard Kathryn PogsonAudience Member Ruddy L. DavisNelson Koka Kieron JecchinisShane Hufford Willie RossSainsbur McManus / Eddie Hazel Saleh ChaudhriGarage Manager Guy MastersonTasscam Holiday Michael RedmondFather Jools Doolan Chris MorrisChristopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters / Schrijver / Producer / Original Music Composer Peter FinchamExecutive Producer Jonathan Paul GreenProduction Design Tudor GeorgeCostume Design Jonathan WhiteheadOriginal Music Composer 
