Adrian EdmondsonEdward Elizabeth Hitler / Schrijver Rik MayallRichard Richard / Schrijver Christopher RyanDave Hedgehog Clive MantleWoman's Husband Brian GloverMr. Rottweiller Mark ArdenShooting gallery stallholder Harriet ThorpeWoman in Bar Roger BrierleySir Roger Cobham Kevin McNallySex Shop Assistant Julia SawalhaVeronica Head Michael RedfernMr. Cooper Kelly HunterMrs. Gascoigne Nadia SawalhaReceptionist Rory BremnerMr Brough (voice) Andy de la TourChief Inspector Grobbelaar Chris LanghamTight-Mouthed Larry Robert LlewellynMr N. Stiles Robert McKewleyP. C. Cholmondley-Smythe Ed ByeRegisseur / Producer Adrian EdmondsonEdward Elizabeth Hitler / Schrijver Rik MayallRichard Richard / Schrijver 
