A philosophical masochist reviews Anime films of the most bizarre caliber, ranging from horrifically violent to borderline pornographic to just plain crazy.
Where to Watch Anime Abandon • Seizoen 6
29 Episodes
Speed Racer
A1
Speed RacerAnime Abandon is back! Whether Sage likes it or not...
Strange Love
A2
Strange LoveOr, how I learned to stop worrying and hate this anime.
Eiken
A3
EikenOnly a man like Suave could love an anime like Eiken.
Tenchi Muyo!
A4
Tenchi Muyo!Adult Swim Month is here again, and it's time to take a look at where the heartache all started.
Samurai Champloo
A5
Samurai ChamplooWell, there's already a Ninja Rap. Why not a Ronin Rap?
FLCL
A6
FLCLSo... what is FLCL anyway?
Appleseed
A7
AppleseedI wish I had a hundred hands, too; so I can give this anime 72 thumbs down.
Gestalt
A8
GestaltThe utter definition of pointlessness.
De:Vadasy
A9
De:VadasyIt's De:Terrible. It's De:Horrible. It's... just De:Worst.
Elfen Lied
A10
Elfen LiedAn old "friend" has returned.
Hyper Doll
A11
Hyper DollWe have worms the likes of which even God has never seen!
AD Police Files
A12
AD Police FilesBubblegum Chronicles returns with the worst, most WTF chapter in the entire Crisis metaseries.
Battle Skipper
A13
Battle SkipperJust skip it...
Read or Die
A14
Read or DieSometimes, good anime needs to overcome itself, and Read Or Die is one such anime.
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
A15
Ghost in the Shell 2: InnocenceWhat is the difference between the original and the simulation?
Virus Buster Serge
A16
Virus Buster SergeSage is back, and so is Obari month as we take a look at quite possibly his worst anime.
Dangaizer 3
A17
Dangaizer 3Utterly shameless, tacky, and dumb. What more can you ask for an Obari anime?
Viper GTS
A18
Viper GTSSuave and Masami Obari: like peanut butter and sticky, sticky jelly.
The Weathering Continent
A19
The Weathering ContinentA perfectly dull name for a perfectly dull anime.
Cyber City Oedo 808
A20
Cyber City Oedo 808Vampires. Why did it have to be VAMPIRES?!
Angel Sanctuary
A21
Angel SanctuaryBecause anime and Christianity has had SUCH a good history together.
Itsudatte My Santa!
A22
Itsudatte My Santa!So this is Christmas... and what have we done?
Ranma 1/2: Tendo Family Christmas Scramble
A23
Ranma 1/2: Tendo Family Christmas ScrambleThe only thing "special" about this Christmas Special is how especially boring it is.
Metropolis
A24
MetropolisWith 2017 still fresh in the box, Anime Abandon dives into the frustratingly flawed Metropolis. New year, same old Sage.
The Dark Myth
A25
The Dark MythIt's no myth, this is just... pure crap.
Maze
A26
MazeYup, time for another head trip down Insanity Boulevard.
Gall Force 2: Destruction
A27
Gall Force 2: DestructionAn unnecessary sequel to a perfectly "Meh" series? Hooray...
Bubblegum Crash
A28
Bubblegum CrashNot so much a crash as it is a minor fender-bender.
Ghost in the Shell: Solid State Society
A29
Ghost in the Shell: Solid State SocietyThe net is vast and infinite... and smells of moth balls, apparently.
