Jerry O'ConnellCharlie (voice) Jennifer Love HewittGidget (voice) Rob SchneiderJose (voice) Danny TrejoVinnie P (voice) Malcolm McDowellOliver (voice) Keith DavidThe Wise Bartender Dolph LundgrenVictor von Manure Peter LooneyGrandpa Peter Christopher FrontieroJohnson Brandon BurrowsOfficer Duewrong / Screenplay / Producer Christopher ZuckertRookie Mailman Steven C. BennettVeteran Mailman Joshua Lou FriedmanDetective Tom Foolery Courtney Lauren PennMadeline / Producer Ellie PangerGranny's Granddaughter Marlon YoungNarrator (voice) (uncredited) Brandon BurrowsOfficer Duewrong / Screenplay / Producer Courtney Lauren PennMadeline / Producer Ryan HennemanArt Direction Pascal Combes-KnokeDirector Of Photography Erica D. SchwartzCostume Design 
