Bess ArmstrongDr. Klompus Mink StolePrecinct Captain Patricia HearstLynn Wentworth Lauren HulseyLittle Chrissy Judith Knight Young"Fat & Furious" Lady Anthony RogerDeath Row Dave Bryan J. ThomasLarry the Lughead Tim CaggianoLester Hailbrook Betsy AmesVenetia Keydash Valerie KarasekRedd Larchmont Joyce Flick WendlStreet Lady Liam HughesWild Man of 22nd Street Mary Vivian PearceHomophobic Lady Jennifer ZakroffArt Fan B Ruth Lawson WalshSneaky Customer Brigid BerlinSuper Market Rich Lady Kimberlee SuerthBeautiful Girl Marisa ZalabakMake-Up Artist Delaney WilliamsConstruction Worker Bobby J. BrownAverage Joe Channing WilroyWise Guy Neighbor Rosemary KnowerFriend of Mary A Kate KileyFriend of Mary B Jack FrenchOld Fart Customer Stan BrandorffGeezer Customer Doug RobertsDeath Row Dave's Father Patsy Grady AbramsDeath Row Dave's Mother Holly TwyfordStraight Girl Joshua L. ShoemakerChannel 11 Anchor Sloane BrownChannel 45 Anchor Thomas KorzeniowskiToupé Man Susan GreenhillMiraculous Virgin Mary (voice) Lola PashalinskiPelt Room Announcer (voice) Michael AhlPolice Officer (uncredited) Stacy KeiblerBlonde on Bus (uncredited) John WatersPervert on Phone (voice) (uncredited) / Regisseur / Screenplay John WatersPervert on Phone (voice) (uncredited) / Regisseur / Screenplay Mark OrdeskyExecutive Producer Joe RevitteExecutive Producer Joseph M. Caracciolo Jr.Executive Producer Jonathan WeisgalExecutive Producer Vincent PeranioProduction Design Scott T. PinaArt Direction Patty BurgeeSet Decoration Robert M. StevensDirector Of Photography David DavenportWardrobe Supervisor Barbara LacyMakeup Artist Gina W. BatemanMakeup Artist Christine MooreScript Supervisor Stewart CopelandOriginal Music Composer John NuttSound Supervisor David ParkerSound Re-Recording Mixer Malcolm FifeSound Effects Editor Rick AngelellaSound Mixer Suzanne Smith CrowleyCasting 
