Susie DueckerMary Horowitz / Mary Horror Joe ParascandSheriff Tom Walker / Co-Producer Shawn C. PhillipsAndy Riley Deanna RussoKristen Reynolds Patrick TurnerJeff Horowitz Therese CrowleyArleen Horowitz Randy MemoliGeorge Grafton Joseph SgroMayor Grafton / Co-Producer Nicholas SearlesDoctor Hess Chelsea O'TooleKelly Slater Tim ManningMichael Chadwick Richard CapobiancoDeputy Ted Gerry VanTasselGrandma Priscilla Williams Ryan CoyleRyan Horrorwitz / Producer / Redacteur Ryan Scott WeberEmt #1 / DJ Red / Regisseur / Schrijver / Producer / Redacteur Kristen AccardiKristen the Cheerleader Abigail MacraeAbby the Cheerleader Dave ZamaraPsych Ward Patient #1 / Executive Producer Jason CroweGuy in Street / Man in Black / Producer / Redacteur Susan PopperMargaret Harvey Rosalie BakerMrs. Baker - Teacher Felicia BallardLibrary Patron Sean KoppischFrances Bean Laurel KornfeldPluto Lady Ron MackayLloyd's Assistant Kellyanne MulrainFootball Fan #1 Shannon TulloLibrary Patron Emily VaiasUnhappy Crowd Member Karen VaiasScared Townswoman Charlotte Michele RichTourist (uncredited) Ryan Scott WeberEmt #1 / DJ Red / Regisseur / Schrijver / Producer / Redacteur Arleen CoyleExecutive Producer Ryan CoyleRyan Horrorwitz / Producer / Redacteur Jason CroweGuy in Street / Man in Black / Producer / Redacteur Joe ParascandSheriff Tom Walker / Co-Producer Joseph SgroMayor Grafton / Co-Producer Dave ZamaraPsych Ward Patient #1 / Executive Producer 
