Robert BloodworthLord Buckethead R.C. NanneyChester / Captain Starfighter Kevin O'ReillyFather Cleary Fred StevensonColonel Lax William JenkinsConfused Polygraph Operator Morris CoxEngrossed Listener James BishopGrieving Farmer Eula Mae BishopHis Lovely Wife Jack FreimanDim Bulb Farmer W. A. MooreHawkish Farmer John SebastianFrustrated Radio Host Tim ParatiMr. Ping Pong Ball Eyes Helene tryonMrs. Doggy Doody Piles Roy BiggerstaffMr. No Bone Marrow June DavisHis Lovely Wife cynthia brooksPeachy Baton Queen Selma NanneyStarfighter's Lovely Wife Daniel McClureHelpful Grocery Store Cashier Brownlee DavisCourteous Grocery Store Manager Todd DurhamRegisseur / Schrijver John BrockExecutive Producer Charles HeathAssociate Producer Irl DixonDirector Of Photography Bruce StubblefieldRedacteur Don DavisOriginal Music Composer 
