Kenan ThompsonDexter Reed Dan SchneiderMr. Bailey / Schrijver Jan SchwietermanKurt Bozwell Shaquille O'NealShaquille O'Neal George ClintonDancing Crazy Richard HajeHuge Scary Man Robert WuhlAngry Customer Lori Beth DenbergConnie Muldoon Matt GallantNews Reporter Teresa GanzelWoman Customer J. August RichardsGriffen Kevin KopelowSad Clown / Schrijver / Producer Floyd LevineIce Cream Man Brett A. JonesDriving Attendant Brad WilsonScared Customer Missy Spell TannerFrightened Customer Paul ParducciPolice Officer Kim DelgadoPolice Officer Wendy WorthingtonDemented Hills Nurse David ShackelfordAttendant Carmit BacharDemented Hills Dancer Stella ChoeDemented Hills Dancer John R. CorellaDemented Hills Dancer Kelly DevineDemented Hills Dancer Cindy LeosDemented Hills Dancer Courtney MillerDemented Hills Dancer Nezester PonderDemented Hills Dancer Chonique SneedDemented Hills Dancer Miranda StamatelatosDemented Hills Dancer Carmen ElectraRoxanne (uncredited) Darrell BrittMondo Burger Employee / Customer (uncredited) Tim PadillaStudent (uncredited) Brian RobbinsRegisseur / Producer Dan SchneiderMr. Bailey / Schrijver Kevin KopelowSad Clown / Schrijver / Producer Heath SeifertSchrijver / Producer Julia PistorExecutive Producer Steven J. JordanProduction Design Robert J. BaconArt Direction Cloudia RebarSet Decoration Mac AhlbergDirector Of Photography Alvechia EwingMakeup Supervisor Pauletta O. LewisHair Supervisor Bernadette O'BrienCostume Supervisor Natasha LandauCostume Design Sheila EversMakeup Artist Emily KatzKey Makeup Artist Renate SchneuerScript Supervisor Evan GilnerSecond Second Assistant Director Matthew J. ClarkFirst Assistant Director Dennis McNeillColor Timer Theresa Repola MohammedNegative Cutter Anita Brandt-BurgoyneRedacteur Karyn RachtmanMusic Supervisor Michael A. PatilloBoom Operator John BensonSupervising Sound Editor David B. CohnSound Effects Editor Jeff ClarkSound Effects Editor Mike SzakmeisterSupervising Dialogue Editor Terry FiyalkoDialogue Editor Joe DornSupervising Adr Editor Thomas W. SmallFoley Supervisor Tammy FearingFoley Editor Christopher FlickFoley Editor Randy K. SingerFoley Mixer Michael DittrickMusic Editor Ken S. PolkSound Re-Recording Mixer Frank A. MontañoSound Re-Recording Mixer Robert SchaperSound Re-Recording Mixer Gary RitchieSound Recordist Kathy McCartSound Recordist Stewart CopelandOriginal Music Composer Diane Batson-SmithUnit Production Manager Barbara HarrisAdr Voice Casting 
