Garchaster's Cornblade

Garchaster's Cornblade is scheduled for release on 16 augustus 2026.

Garchaster's Cornblade is being directed by Kasper Meltedhair.

Garchaster's Cornblade is being produced by Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo.

Two real SOV film legends are haunted by a tar girl in their dreams, entangling their script writing, untangled by gargoyles and a friendship head. The tar girl's best friend's big wish is to transfer herself from her star planet through the oven to earth and star in Donald Farmer's next movie so that she can smoke herself... Her drug of choice is VHS she finds magnetized at the sun. On her star planet, instead of money and jobs, people spend their lives using recycled earth trash to build karnivals inside their homes. On earth, the kitchen dwellers are dwelling in the kitchen, dripping with disgust until a casting call changes everything...

The key characters in Garchaster's Cornblade are Stone (Lyndsie Jane Earle), Tarsia (Kasper Meltedhair), Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite (Brewce Longo).

Garchaster's Cornblade is rated Not Rated.