Tim MathesonVance Wilder Sr. Kal PennTaj Mahal Badalandabad Daniel CosgroveRichard Bagg Deon RichmondMini Cochran Paul GleasonProfessor McDoogle Curtis ArmstrongCampus Cop Chris OwenSuicidal Freshman Teresa HillHot Female Doctor Megan GallagherHolyoke Hottie Mark ChaetBusiness Manager Michael WaltmanCoach Ken Massey Quentin RichardsonQuentin Lamar OdomCoolidge Chickadee Player Nick PugaPimply Faced Freshman Joshua SwansonAnnoyingly Peppy Freshman Jeremy PhillipsOverweight Freshman Harry DannerDr. Beeverman J. Patrick McCormackDean Mooney Gregg DanielEnglish Professor Lauren BirkellCheesy TV Announcer Teesha LoboHot Indian Girl Christopher SowersThin Pledge Colin CampbellArchive Guy Willie LatimoreMing Impersonator Albert OwensAnother Doctor Anderson GoncalvesDorky Brother Anne VarnishungGorgeous Secretary Erik AudéMartial Arts Freshman Lou Beatty Jr.Library Man Andrew BilgoreParty Busting Cop Alexia ChiaromonteStunning Co-Ed Freshman Brent GoldbergFreshman Interviewee 1 / 脚本 David WagnerFreshman Interviewee 2 / 脚本 Chad EvansStoner Freshman Brandon KesselCollege Kid Ryan CarlbergWorried Preppy Freshman Matt NewtonMale Sophomore Edie McClurgCampus Tour Guide Joyce BrothersDr. Joyce Brothers Megan LitwinHotter Friend Mark AlfaTranny Stripper (uncredited) Megan BakerStudent (uncredited) Walt BeckerFireman (uncredited) / 監督 Jason BerryFrat Boy (uncredited) Sean BrennanShoeshine DIK (uncredited) Chad BrokawDIK Brother (uncredited) Ryan Allen CarrilloRoller Skater (uncredited) Heather CharlesLuau Girl (uncredited) Tom Everett ScottElliot Grebb (uncredited) Soren Fulton10-Year-Old Boy (uncredited) Reid GodshawDrunk Boy (uncredited) Sean GordonRoller Skater (uncredited) Christopher D. GraceDrunken Frat Guy (uncredited) Kelly HayesLuau Party Guy (uncredited) Jesse HeimanStudent on Couch (uncredited) Summer MoorePajama Party Goer (uncredited) Bonnie MorganTwisted Auditioner (uncredited) Alex NesicROTC Student (uncredited) Steffen SchlachtenhaufenStudent Bartender (uncredited) / Production Assistant Jennifer SchlueterStudent (uncredited) Skyler StoneTest Taker (uncredited) Charlie TalbertStomach Guy (uncredited) Billy TaylorStudent (uncredited) Nathan TodaroSkating Rink Geek (uncredited) Cassie TownsendStudent (uncredited) Josh WatersCollege Student on Campus Tour (uncredited) Nik WilcoxSycophant (uncredited) Walt BeckerFireman (uncredited) / 監督 Brent GoldbergFreshman Interviewee 1 / 脚本 David WagnerFreshman Interviewee 2 / 脚本 Philip von Alvenslebenエグゼクティブプロデューサー Jonathon Komack Martinプロデューサー Kirk D'Amicoエグゼクティブプロデューサー Lucas Fosterエグゼクティブプロデューサー Suzan KatcherSet Decoration William J. Durrell Jr.Art Direction Rachel KamermanProduction Design James R. BagdonasDirector Of Photography Alexis ScottCostume Design Timothy ConsidineSpecial Effects Makeup Artist Kim BeairdKey Hair Stylist Tina HarrelsonMakeup Artist Jeffrey S. FarleySpecial Effects Makeup Artist Martina KohlKey Makeup Artist Michael A. AllowitzFirst Assistant Director Anna E. HaywardSecond Assistant Director Susie BalabanSecond Second Assistant Director Ben JacobProduction Sound Mixer Bernard WeiserSupervising Sound Editor Barbara Fiorentinoキャスティング Darren Lynn BousmanProduction Assistant Steffen SchlachtenhaufenStudent Bartender (uncredited) / Production Assistant 
