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Transylmania
Directed by
David Hillenbrand
and
Scott Hillenbrand
R
2009
1h 36m
Comedy
,
Horror
3.8
22%
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Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realise that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might!
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Cast of Transylmania
Patrick Cavanaugh
Pete
James DeBello
Cliff
Tony Denman
Newmar
Irena Violette
Draguta Floca
Paul Kim Jr.
Wang
Jennifer Lyons
Lynne
Oren Skoog
Rusty / Radu
David Steinberg
Dean Floca
Musetta Vander
Teodora Van Sloan
Patrick Casey
Mike
Natalie Garza
Lia
Nicole Garza
Danni
Josh Miller
Brady
Claudiu Trandafir
Van Sloan
Radu Andrei Daniel
Edward Van Sloan
Simon Petric
Stephania
Dorin Andone
Reneau
Dorina Lazăr
Gypsy Woman
Desiree Malonga
Niobe
Radita Rosu
Asha
Adriana Butoi
Mira
Corneliu Jipa
Crusty Old Man
Damian Oancea
Motorcycle Man
Cristian Popa
Marin
Elena-Cristina Marchisano
Kerri
Ștefan Alexa
Emaciated Student
Adrian Anghel
Shady Man
Choice Skinner
Security Guard #1
Dorin Zaharia
Security Guard #2
Scott Hillenbrand
Priest
Maia van Kline
Bicycle Girl
Dana Lee
Chinese Businessman
Annette Charles
Administrator
Mo Anouti
Musclehead
Colin Campbell
Siegfried
Mitch Hara
Roy
Ashley Barron
Girl in audience
Carey Embry
Laverne
Paul Zies
Suspected Werewolf
Kommerina DeYoung
Plastic Surgery Patient
Transylmania Ratings & Reviews
Boston Globe
Tom Russo
Woefully dull-witted.
Los Angeles Times
Robert Abele
If your idea of a good time is laughing with repulsion at a humpbacked Romanian nympho with a torture-loving midget dad, or tittering every time a bong appears, a darkened theater awaits you.
Entertainment Weekly
Adam Markovitz
A no-stars, no-plot, no-point vampire spoof about a group of coeds studying abroad in a haunted castle, Transylmania boasts the kind of acting and direction usually relegated to the adult section of your local video store.
AV Club
Steven Hyden
Transylmania is such a colossal comedic misfire that it makes the execrable Scary Movie films look like masterworks of Preston Sturges-esque genius by comparison.
New York Times
Mike Hale
It's destined to spend a short and painful life in theaters and then join the ranks of the DVD and late-night-cable undead.
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
Linda Cook
'Transylmania' LOOKS like a move. It's on film, after all, and it has a script and actors. But there the resemblance to any real movie ends. This tasteless mess should have been shuttled straight to DVD.
Combustible Celluloid
Jeffrey M. Anderson
It has no artistic or social value, and it contains not one genuine laugh.
Dare Daniel
Daniel Barnes
A rancidly unfunny yet pointlessly complex comedy with Ed Gein-level humor, rampant misogyny and homophobia, and a cast of 34-year-old college kids.
Common Sense Media
Jeffrey M. Anderson
It's 90 minutes of idiotic, annoying characters, some haphazard plotting and filmmaking, and little else.
CinemaBlend
Joshua Tyler
Transylmania's characters are intensely irritating and its comedy is so obvious that you'll see the film's limp attempts at jokes coming a mile away.
TheIndependentCritic.com
Richard Propes
Truly bites.
Variety
Dennis Harvey
Energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness.
The Hollywood Reporter
Frank Scheck
Lame vampire spoof has no bite.
Cinema Crazed
Felix Vasquez Jr.
It's really bad, but at least it's not Friedberg and Seltzer levels of bad.
Cinematical
John Gholson
This is dinosaur stuff. A rubber chicken and a squirting flower would've really capped things off.
L.A. Weekly
Aaron Hillis
With stronger actors and real writers, this might've been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
Horror Hacker
Maitland McDonagh
Spoofs horror cliches rather than stringing together random, witless pop-culture gags like the Scary Movie franchise .... [but is] vulgar, juvenile, gross and not particularly funny.
Screen It!
Jim Judy
Parental Content Review
BrianOrndorf.com
Brian Orndorf
I surveyed the crowd at the screening I attended, feeling the chill in the air as seven strangers sat in stone-cold silence -- not a single laugh from anyone. The eighth moviegoer? Fast asleep five minutes in. I've never envied a person more.
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