The VelociPastor
Directed by Brendan SteereAfter losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
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- Mister ArnMay 17, 2025"The VelociPastor" leans into its low-budget constraints, transforming limitations into its unique charm. Far from a drawback, the modest special effects, intimate close-ups, and exaggerated acting combine to create an authentically enjoyable experience. The standout moment for me? When a pending sex scene morphs into a punk rock video, a surprise twist that I found enjoyable.
The VelociPastor Trivia
The VelociPastor was released on September 28, 2018.
The VelociPastor was directed by Brendan Steere.
The VelociPastor has a runtime of 75m.
The VelociPastor was produced by Brandon Taylor, Jesse Gouldsbury, Brendan Steere.
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
The key characters in The VelociPastor are Doug Jones / The VelociPastor (Gregory James Cohan), Carol (Alyssa Kempinski), Father Stewart (Daniel Steere).
The VelociPastor is rated Not Rated.
The VelociPastor is a Comedy, Horror, Fantasy film.
The VelociPastor has an audience rating of 7.1 out of 10.
The VelociPastor had a budget of $36,000.
The VelociPastor has made $100K at the box office.