- johnr339October 19, 2025This movie had one job: give us swords, swagger, and seventeenth-century chaos. Instead, it gave us airships. Because apparently, when you run out of plot, you just add blimps. Logan Lerman deserved better. He’s likable, talented, and spends most of the film looking like he’s trying to figure out what movie he’s in — which, to be fair, is a mystery to the rest of us too. He runs, he fences, he delivers his lines like a professional, but no amount of youthful charm can fix a story that feels like it was written during a sugar rush. Milla Jovovich does what Milla Jovovich always does — she commits. Every scene she’s in is a mini-action movie all its own, complete with wire work, slow-motion flips, and expressions that say “I’m being paid by the stunt.” It’s entertaining, but it all feels too modern, too glossy — like Resident Evil: 1625. Luke Evans and Ray Stevenson are the only ones who seem to understand what The Three Musketeers is supposed to be. They deliver their lines with the right mix of humor and bravado, occasionally making you forget the movie around them is quietly imploding. And then there’s Orlando Bloom. His performance is… something. Equal parts cartoon villain and confused peacock. He prances, he postures, and somehow manages to make every line sound like he’s trying to seduce the wallpaper. It’s almost impressive. Almost. But let’s talk about the airships. Nothing — and I mean nothing — prepares you for that moment when the movie just decides, “You know what this needs? Zeppelins with cannons.” It’s like the director lost a bet with the steampunk genre. The idea makes no sense historically, logically, or narratively, and yet the film treats it like the coolest thing ever. Spoiler: it isn’t. By the end, the movie collapses under the weight of its own CGI clouds. The swords are shiny, the costumes are nice, but the heart — and the point — are missing.
- Pascal BollierSeptember 29, 2025What a cast! Ray Stevenson and Mads Mikkelsen (King Arthur Reunion), Orlando Bloom and Luke Evans (Hobbit Reunion), the ever yummy Mila Jovovich.....what could go wrong? Well....there is also James Corden. And there you go.....Movie ruined. i would have enjoyed it, it is silly but fun to watch these actors. Most problems stem from the fact that the movie wanted to setup sequels and forgot to focus on the story at hand. still....i could have forgiven all of that, but not james corden.
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The Three Musketeers was released on September 1, 2011.
The Three Musketeers was directed by Paul W. S. Anderson.
The Three Musketeers has a runtime of 1h 50m.
The Three Musketeers was produced by Paul W. S. Anderson, Jeremy Bolt, Robert Kulzer.
The young and confident D'Artagnan, along with three former legendary but now down-on-their-luck Musketeers; unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne, and engulfing Europe in war.
The key characters in The Three Musketeers are D’Artagnan (Logan Lerman), Milady de Winter (Milla Jovovich), Athos (Matthew Macfadyen).
The Three Musketeers is rated PG-13.
The Three Musketeers is an Action, Adventure, Thriller film.
The Three Musketeers has an audience rating of 3.9 out of 10.
The Three Musketeers had a budget of $75M.
The Three Musketeers has made $132.3M at the box office.