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The Babymakers
Directed by
Jay Chandrasekhar
R
2012
1h 38m
Comedy
5.0
8%
22%
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After failing to get his wife pregnant, a guy (Schneider) recruits his pals to steal the deposit he left at a sperm bank years ago.
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Cast of The Babymakers
Paul Schneider
Tommy Macklin
Olivia Munn
Audrey Macklin
Kevin Heffernan
Wade
Wood Harris
Darrell
Nat Faxon
Zig-Zag
Jay Chandrasekhar
Ron Jon / Director / Producer
Aisha Tyler
Karen
Collette Wolfe
Allison
Hayes MacArthur
Leslie Jenkins
Lindsey Kraft
Greta
Helena Mattsson
Tanya
Constance Zimmer
Mona
Philippe Brenninkmeyer
Dr. Vickery
Jude Ciccolella
Coach Stubbs
Tommy Dewey
Todd
Bill Fagerbakke
Clark
M.C. Gainey
Officer Malloy
Jeanne Sakata
Wanda
Michael Yurchak
Sommelier
Sharon Maughan
Dr. Roberts
Desi Lydic
Julie
Charlie Finn
Sperm Bank Receptionist
Miles Fisher
Groom
Noureen DeWulf
Bride
Jenica Bergere
Officer Kanani
Jennifer Ingrum
Birthing Nurse
Phillip Daniel
Officer Hawk
Nikki Moore
Jenny
Gerry Swallow
Writer
Peter Gaulke
Writer
Brian Kavanaugh-Jones
Producer
Jason Blum
Producer
The Babymakers Ratings & Reviews
TheWrap
Alonso Duralde
The only moments where The Babymakers provides any kind of comic lift come when talented improvisers like Faxon, Heffernan, Chandrasekhar and Aisha Tyler clearly go off-book and noodle their way into something that's actually amusing.
Boston Herald
James Verniere
'The Babymakers' is so uninspired it's depressing.
Film.com
Laremy Legel
"The Babymakers" is amazing in its complete lack of comedy, nearly satirical in its rejection of levity and full-on embrace of mediocrity.
Los Angeles Times
Mark Olsen
When a movie resorts to scenes of a grown man rolling around on a floor slick with spilled semen samples, something plainly has gone wrong.
New York Post
Sara Stewart
Every so often a movie comes along that's so lame, you can almost make out a "What the hell am I doing here?" thought bubble over an actor's head.
San Francisco Chronicle
Mick LaSalle
The big disappointment of "The Babymakers" is that it doesn't come close to being worthy of its two stars, Paul Schneider and Olivia Munn.
The Hollywood Reporter
John DeFore
Viewers may suspect the filmmakers have no clue about the actual operation of fertility clinics and sperm banks (the plot depends on some pretty dubious practices, particularly involving donor anonymity), but most will be laughing too hard to care.
Time Out Chicago
A.A. Dowd
You know Chandrasekhar is half-invested when even a montage of blows to the crotch (with each hit a potential cause of our hero's "lazy sperm") feels completely phoned in.
Variety
Joe Leydon
Yet another attempt to mix raunchy excess and romantic-comedy sweetness in an anything-goes raucous farce, The Babymakers offers a few big laughs between ho-hum stretches of frenetic vamping.
Boston Globe
Tom Russo
Ah, infertility comedies - always such a good time. You remember the way you yukked it up at "Maybe Baby" and "A Smile Like Yours," don't you? Oh, wait, you don't? Exactly.
New York Daily News
Elizabeth Weitzman
How does a comedy troupe even get from the frat-humor antics of "Beerfest" to the middle-class suburbanality of "Babymakers"?
New York Times
Neil Genzlinger
Delivered with sloppy, gleeful confidence, the movie is smarter than most gross-out comedies but isn't afraid to inspire an "Ewww."
Arizona Republic
Barbara VanDenburgh
Even those with the lowest enjoyment threshold for knuckle-dragging comedies will be hard-pressed to find joy in this impotent misfire from director Jay Chandrasekhar.
AV Club
Scott Tobias
It's raunchy/sweet in the American Pie/40-Year-Old Virgin tradition, and as dynamic as a glob of lazy sperm.
Chicago Sun-Times
Roger Ebert
Although I am aware sperm is a precious bodily fluid, I don't find it an especially funny one, and when a character spills half of the deposits in a sperm bank and then slips around on the floor like a clown on ice, I'm not laughing.
Entertainment Weekly
Owen Gleiberman
Munn, sexy and spirited, plays Audrey as a woman without much patience for arrested-male shenanigans. You may end up feeling the same way.
MSN Movies
Glenn Kenny
...this is one of the most technically inept movies I've seen in quite some time...
Associated Press
Jake Coyle
An increasingly incredulously plotted series of embarrassments about the wounded masculinity of a low sperm count.
Village Voice
Melissa Anderson
Its 95 minutes feel like a trimester...
Slant Magazine
Andrew Schenker
A safe, laugh-free exercise that gets to have its fun, such as it is, because it's all in the service of the most conservative notions of domestic normality.
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