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Simon Sez
Directed by
Kevin Alyn Elders
PG-13
1999
85m
Action
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Comedy
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2.7
15%
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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.
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Cast of Simon Sez
Dennis Rodman
Simon
Natalia Cigliuti
Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund
the Dancer
Dane Cook
Nick Miranda
John Pinette
Micro
Marie Dame
Pink Fax Lady
Ricky Harris
Macro
Filip Nikolic
Michael Gabrielli
Jérôme Pradon
Ashton
Xiong Xinxin
Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henri Courseaux
Bernard Gabrielli
Igor de Savitch
Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day
William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory
Frenais
Pierre Madengar
Ethiopian Vendor
Kevin Alyn Elders
Director
Andrew Miller
Writer
Andrew Lowery
Writer
Moshe Diamant
Producer
Simon Sez Ratings & Reviews
Dare Daniel
Daniel Barnes
A superspy action-comedy too brain-dead to even qualify as a James Bond knockoff.
Entertainment Weekly
This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.
AV Club
Nathan Rabin
Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.
TV Guide
Maitland McDonagh
This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good.
Variety
Joe Leydon
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
Film Threat
Chris Gore
It's as painful to watch as Rodman's star-posturing interviews.
EricDSnider.com
Eric D. Snider
If you must watch it -- and I shudder to imagine the circumstances under which one must -- watch it in a light mood, perhaps under the influence of something.
New York Times
Lawrence Van Gelder
Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.
Boxoffice Magazine
Dwayne E. Leslie
The film's feeble attempts at humor are tedious; like the character of Nick, the film quickly goes from being funny to silly to annoying.
Los Angeles Times
Kevin Thomas
Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.
Apollo Guide
Evan Gatehouse
If you're a big Dennis Rodman fan, watch him playing basketball. If you're not, then you have zero reason to take in this movie.
eFilmCritic.com
Greg Muskewitz
One of the most awful movies (if you could even call it a movie) this year.
Austin Chronicle
Russell Smith
Me, I'll stick to appreciating Worm Rodman in his true and natural element: the 96-foot hardwood floor.
Moviola
Jorge Avila Andrade
Mal actuada, mal editada, mal musicalizada y peor dirigida
TheMovieReport.com
Michael Dequina
With such sheer ineptitude onscreen it's amazing that this hack job didn't go straight to video.
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