Lesbian Vampire Killers
Directed by Phil ClaydonTheir women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
Lesbian Vampire Killers Ratings & Reviews
- RichardOctober 19, 2025This is British horror comedy at its most unapologetically juvenile, a low budget romp through cursed moors, ancient prophecies and cleavage heavy vampire lore. James Corden and Mathew Horne play two hapless lads sent to a village where all the women have been turned into bloodthirsty seductresses thanks to a centuries-old curse. Subtle? Not even close. Entertaining? Absolutely. The film leans hard into camp, glowing swords, slow mo vampire slaying and dialogue that sounds like it was written by a pub quiz team after five pints. It’s trying to channel Shaun of the Dead but ends up somewhere between Carry On Screaming and a late night SyFy original. And that’s part of the charm. You pick it up purely because the cover made you snort. The effects are cheap, the jokes are hit or miss and the tone is all over the place, but it commits. It knows it’s ridiculous and it never tries to be more than a cheeky, blood splattered laugh. Lesbian Vampire Killers is the kind of film you watch for the title, stay for the chaos.
- Joey LambertOctober 17, 2025Crazy funny, fun to watch not wasted time
- James DellavadverJuly 8, 2025It's a great funny movie!
- ርልዪረJune 14, 2025The only thing remotely funny about this movie is the "Lesbian Vampire Killers" title. I don't know if they are going for campy fun or just using the title desperately to try to sway horny thirteen year old boys to rent this awful movie, but the movie is just terrible. They obviously are going for the Shaun of the Dead crowd by having British comics and replacing the zombies with vampires, but the jokes in this movie as well as all the actors/characters in it are just painful. I could barely manage to get through this travesty of a film, it was totally un-entertaining on every level imaginable. Main problem was the terrible writing with lazy, predictable, unfunny jokes, but the actors were also hammy and terrible. I can't believe anybody actually put money into making this film
Lesbian Vampire Killers Trivia
Lesbian Vampire Killers was released on March 20, 2009.
Lesbian Vampire Killers was directed by Phil Claydon.
Lesbian Vampire Killers has a runtime of 86m.
Lesbian Vampire Killers was produced by Steve Clark-Hall, Angad Paul, Robert Walak.
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
The key characters in Lesbian Vampire Killers are Fletch (James Corden), Jimmy (Mathew Horne), Lotte (MyAnna Buring).
Lesbian Vampire Killers is rated R.
Lesbian Vampire Killers is an Action, Horror, Comedy film.
Lesbian Vampire Killers has an audience rating of 3.2 out of 10.
Lesbian Vampire Killers has made $3.3M at the box office.