Pa's secretary loves daughter but daren't tell pa, so daughter comes down to the office to see pa, but to lunch with William. "Good gracious, dear," says Ma one morning to Pa, "you must buy some woolen underwear." So absent-minded Pa makes a note on his cuff, "Buy wool underclothes." William thinks he has a tip and makes a plunge in wool. There is quite a flutter for a while. Then Pa's wealthy friends take the tip, too, and wool goes soaring right up.
