Beach House
Režie: Jason Saltiel5.025%33%4.9
Emma's quiet beach retreat takes an unsettling turn with the arrival of an enigmatic artist out of her mother's past. He challenges, enthralls, and frightens her, as she comes to suspect him of a terrible crime.
- Callum20. listopadu 2025½⭐ — The Beach House — “A seaside snoozer with no waves at all.” Despite a solid lead in Willa Fitzgerald, The Beach House is one of those films that drifts so slowly you start questioning whether anything is meant to happen at all. I genuinely tried—twice—and both times it lulled me straight to sleep. Not in a cosy, atmospheric way… more in a “nothing is happening and nothing seems likely to happen” way. The premise hints at mystery, tension, maybe even a quiet character study, but none of that ever materialises. Instead it just sort of… meanders. Scenes stretch on without purpose, the tone feels flat, and the film never builds to anything that justifies its own existence. Even low-budget thrillers usually give you something—a twist, a mood, a standout performance. Here? Just dull sand, still water, and an overwhelming urge to nod off. It isn’t offensive or terrible enough to rant about. It’s simply nothing, which somehow makes it worse. Drink pairing: ☕ Decaf tea — warm, mild, and guaranteed to put you to sleep long before the credits roll.
Beach House Trivia
Beach House byl vydán 22. června 2018.
Beach House byl režírován Jason Saltiel.
Beach House je dlouhý 86 m.
Beach House byl produkován Matt Simon.
Emma's quiet beach retreat takes an unsettling turn with the arrival of an enigmatic artist out of her mother's past. He challenges, enthralls, and frightens her, as she comes to suspect him of a terrible crime.
Klíčové postavy v Beach House jsou Emma (Willa Fitzgerald), Paul (Murray Bartlett), Hanna (Malin Barr).
Beach House je hodnocen Not Rated.
Beach House je film s žánrem Thriller, Mysteriózní.
Beach House má hodnocení diváků 3.3 z 10.