Harry AndersonElwood P. Dowd Swoosie KurtzVeta Simmons Lisa AkeyMyrtle Mae Simmons Ingrid TeschGirl Reporter Leslie NielsenDr. Chumley William SchallertJudge Gaffney Jessica HechtMiss Ruth Kelly Sheila MooreMrs. Chauvenet Robert WisdenDr. Sanderson Sheelah MegillMiss Tewksbury Jonathan BanksC.J. Lofgren, Cab Driver 
