Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.

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6話

High Noon
第1話
High NoonSpooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.
Psycho on the Roof
第2話
Psycho on the RoofMrs Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge – almost literally – when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.
Spooner's Box
第3話
Spooner's BoxMrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.
Drag-Net
第4話
Drag-NetUnder protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.
Spooner's Thatch
第5話
Spooner's ThatchOrdering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
The Birthday Double
第6話
The Birthday DoubleSpooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.