A rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan tries to get revenge on anyone and anything that angers him.
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The Family Thanksgiving
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The Family ThanksgivingDan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.
The Mall Santa
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The Mall SantaWhen Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".
The Neighbors
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The NeighborsDan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
Dancing
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DancingWhen Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.
The Bank
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The BankAfter Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
The Monster Under The Bed
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The Monster Under The BedDan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.
Golf
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GolfChris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.
The Gym
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The GymDan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.
The Wedding
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The WeddingAs they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.
The Catburglar
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The CatburglarDan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.
The Dinosaur
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The DinosaurA rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.
Stupidity
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StupidityDan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.
The Telemarketer
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The TelemarketerDan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.
Reality TV
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Reality TVDan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.
Parents
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ParentsDisplays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.
Gigundo-Mart
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Gigundo-MartDan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.
Chris
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ChrisDan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.
Wild West Town
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Wild West TownDan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.
