A philosophical masochist reviews Anime films of the most bizarre caliber, ranging from horrifically violent to borderline pornographic to just plain crazy.
Anime Abandon • シーズン 8の視聴方法
30話
Top 10 Hero Vehicles
第1話
Top 10 Hero VehiclesSage is finally back, and he brings with him a love letter to the ten anime vehicles that give him "The Fizz".
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
第2話
Jojo's Bizarre AdventureThe day has finally come, and no stone will be left unturned.
Teen Titans - Trouble In Tokyo
第3話
Teen Titans - Trouble In TokyoIf by trouble, they mean annoyance, then yeah… sounds about right.
SWAT Kats - The Radical Squadron
第4話
SWAT Kats - The Radical SquadronMore 90's than a pair of Zubaz and a mesh top.
Big Guy and Rusty
第5話
Big Guy and RustyA childhood favorite finally has its time in the sun.
Excel Saga
第6話
Excel SagaThe greatest anime comedy that no one wants to watch a second time...
Black Jack
第7話
Black JackIf this were Vegas, Black Jack would have busted a LONG time ago.
Gantz
第8話
GantzJust smile through the pain...
Space Travelers: The Animation
第9話
Space Travelers: The AnimationOne of the most hilariously generic anime of all time.
Little Nemo
第10話
Little NemoA childhood favorite... that's also an embarrassing adult memory.
Red Hawk
第11話
Red HawkJapan wasn't the only one making terrible anime.
Puppet Princess
第12話
Puppet PrincessTime for a heaping helping of utter, cracked-out nonsense.
Cybernetics Guardian
第13話
Cybernetics GuardianWell, at least you're gonna get what you think you're gonna get.
Hellsing
第14話
HellsingOh it's spoopy alright... just without the "s".
Pet Shop of Horrors
第15話
Pet Shop of HorrorsLet me guess, the place sells cats.
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
第16話
Vampire Hunter D: BloodlustThe best vampire movie anime has ever seen. Not much competition for the title, but still! ALSO! I goofed near the end and spoke the wrong character's name. Apologies.
Paranoia Agent
第17話
Paranoia AgentAdult Swim month begins with the most ambitious and provocative show they ever aired.
Android Kikaider
第18話
Android KikaiderQuite possibly one of the most infuriating, awful anime I have ever had the displeasure of covering. No joke.
Wolf's Rain
第19話
Wolf's RainFrom the creators of Cowboy Bebop comes... disappointment.
Mobile Suit Gundam - The 08th MS Team
第20話
Mobile Suit Gundam - The 08th MS TeamGundam-cember is here, everyone! And it brings with it good tidings and an even better anime.
Mobile Suit Gundam 0083 - Stardust Memory
第21話
Mobile Suit Gundam 0083 - Stardust MemorySeems the memories of Gundam 0083 is more complicated than I would have liked.
Mobile Fighter G Gundam
第22話
Mobile Fighter G Gundam2018 comes to a close with one of the most requested episodes yet.
Demon Fighter Kocho
第23話
Demon Fighter KochoJanuary is here again, or as it's known on Anime Abandon, Meh-uary.
Debutante Detective Corps
第24話
Debutante Detective CorpsHas there ever been another anime that screamed "January" as loudly as Debutante Detective Corps?
Galerians - Rion
第25話
Galerians - RionOnce again, January comes to an end on a bizarre, but this time angsty, note.
Street Fighter Alpha
第26話
Street Fighter AlphaIs it any surprise that this "alpha" is also the "omega"?
Samurai Shodown
第27話
Samurai ShodownThe only "showdown" here is ADV versus acting.
Psychic Force
第28話
Psychic ForceFighting game month ends with disaster: a frothing, maddening, beautiful disaster.
Pokemon - The Movie 2000
第29話
Pokemon - The Movie 2000More like Pokemon BRONZE, amirite?!
Grappler Baki - The Ultimate Fighter
第30話
Grappler Baki - The Ultimate FighterThe anime that literally gives 'til it hurts, and Savage couldn't be happier.
