Neon Ghloes
Arctic1911
Iscritto/a 2024
Movie reviews you definitely won't like... And fish. Many, many fish!
- ReviewedExecutive Decision22 h faDon't worry! Schteve SeaGull gets wiped out proper, quite early on into the meaty part of this here film! FANTASTIC! Had he not, it would have been a dive bomb box office turd... But it isn't! Because the SeaGull takes FLIGHT! Lol! Literally! This was a high school action classic for us in that era! Watch it again if you haven't because you thought Schteve SeaGull would ruin it for ya's! he doesn't! He literally CAN'T because he gets axed by a giant hollow black dildo, as soon as the good shit gets cookin! Fantastic film for those most discerning of cinema enthusiasts!
- ReviewedThe Hunger Games: Catching Fire9 giugno 2026Fatness Everdeen?! Like MaxRider says about the first flick... Gurrrrl's got GIRTH! Gawdamn! It's bootifull... being a single bologna sammich away from comatose! But they should have trudged J.Law into the Chunder Games to shed summa them pounds if they expect us to believe the titles namesake, and the famished stricken world of PomPom.
- ReviewedColor Out of Space22 maggio 2026Hey man! Ezra man... Alright man! This is probably my all time favorite HPL story, but the movie kind of fucks it off. For it being like 50ish pages originally... This movie had a lot to adapt from, and just... Didn't?! Lol! Still a fun flick for fans of the genre and author!
- ReviewedChaos Walking20 maggio 2026Ah, HA! I knew I'd read a book that was basically this movie with less "Catholic documentary" vibes!... Book was better overall, but the movie has a way cooler name... Spoiler alert, and much less graphic than the book.... The Preacher kills a dog, and wants ALL women dead, for... Ya know... Preacher things. Still a great representation of Catholicism throughout the ages though! History buffs will surely GO NUTS for this one!
