Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regista / Sceneggiatore / Produttore Esecutivo / Songs Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Julius SharpeMr. George / Sceneggiatore Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Sceneggiatore / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Sceneggiatore / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlanePre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice) Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Adargiza De Los SantosBitch Killer Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regista / Sceneggiatore / Produttore Esecutivo / Songs Paul CorriganSceneggiatore / Produttore Esecutivo Julius SharpeMr. George / Sceneggiatore Brad WalshSceneggiatore / Produttore Esecutivo Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Sceneggiatore / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Sceneggiatore / Consulting Producer Aaron LeeSceneggiatore / Consulting Producer Kirker ButlerSceneggiatore Jason ClarkProduttore Esecutivo Erica HugginsProduttore Esecutivo Alana KleimanProduttore Esecutivo Alex John WisemanCo-produttore John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Tom CostantinoCo-produttore / Montatore Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Heather PainCostume Design Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Tim WrobelSupervisore della Sceneggiatura Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer Norah JonesTheme Song Performance Mike McKoneSound Effects Editor Jon GreasleySupervising Sound Editor John-Thomas GravesAdr Editor Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Joel McNeelyCompositore Musicale Originale Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Alexis WinterCasting Associate Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Joy FehilyCo-produttore Esecutivo Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Hannah MurphyStaff Writer Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Charlie HankinStaff Writer