In the modern world of chavs, scum, loser and "work for nothing but want everything" kids this group are the worst; the residents and underachievers of Empire Square in London.

Dove guardare Empire Square • Series 1

12 Episodi

  • Careers Advice
    E1
    Careers AdviceSchool is finished forever and the kids are finally free to hang out; but first they have to vist the careers advisor. Ah, freedom! But is a man ever truly free until he releases his balls from their scrotal prison? Go on, do try this at home.
  • Selling Babies
    E2
    Selling Babies
  • Superdad
    E3
    SuperdadSuperman has landed in Empire Square, not the real Superman of course, just some bloke who's not allowed to see his kids. But this SuperDad can really fly, until he hits the pavement and bursts.
  • Stupid Ho
    E4
    Stupid HoDownloading other people's music has been made a crime punishable by home visits from Paedo Rockstars, so thanks to a new Government initiative the kids make their own beautiful music, a song about a Ho with a sweet ass and a swingin dick.
  • Electric Shock Therapy
    E5
    Electric Shock TherapyA record company bigwig offers the kids a deal, but it looks like Richie's Tourettes could cost them fame, prompting a bout of DIY electric shock therapy. Okay it makes your eyes bleed but your hair will look fantastic.
  • The Passion of the Richie
    E6
    The Passion of the RichiePoor impressionable Richie's been influenced by some film about a bloke who lets himself get crucified cos his Dad's someone important. But what happens when kids start turning the other cheek? They get nailed to doors, that's what.
  • Helmut Cooks a Swan
    E7
    Helmut Cooks a Swan"Being British is about hunting, Madonna came over and got stuck in straight away, blasting away like Tony Martin in a war". Empire Square's resident chef Helmut shows us how to prepare a swan for dinner.
  • Boob Jobs
    E8
    Boob JobsInfluenced by the Surgery Channel the kids go into business giveing backstreet boob-jobs. Things look rosy, but what is that moving insie the crack-whore's new tit?
  • EMP TV
    E9
    EMP TVWhen a female celebrity pours her heart out about a rape it can mean only one thing - she's got a book out. This is EmpTV's chat-show and its political incorrectness gone mad.
  • The Moustache
    E10
    The MoustacheHooks begins a career as a make-up artist tarting up the cold, dead faces of corpses whilst Richie discovers the benefits of having a 'tache...all the toilet-sex you can handle.
  • Richie Sells His Arse on eBay
    E11
    Richie Sells His Arse on eBayKids used to get paper-rounds to make money, now they sell their virginity on eBay. Richie is about to find out exactly what his anal cherry is worth.
  • A Cure for Richie
    E12
    A Cure for RichieA rubberneckin' TV documentary crew comes to film Richie because of his Tourette's, but something goes wrong. Never mind, there's always that kid with brittle bones, film him instead and give it a soft, caring voiceover- people lap that shit up. Guilt-free freak TV, lovely!
  • Jackie ClarkeHooks (voice)
  • Bobby MoynihanRabbit (voice)
  • Matt WilkinsonRichie (voice)
  • Alex ParryVarious Characters (voice)
  • Matt MorganSceneggiatore / Produttore

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