Walk On WaterBert pays a visit to an old foe at Gloucester's Greasy Pole contest before he heads up the coast to another Northeast competition. He attempts to literally walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.
The Big Cheese
E2
The Big CheeseBert rides in a summer bobsleigh on wheels, a bungee jump from a bridge over the Cheakamus River, and a mad dash race down a hill in the annual cheese roll race at the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.
Mind-Blowing Michigan
E3
Mind-Blowing MichiganBert tackles Michigan's best thrills, including jetblading, riding sand dunes, and wooden coasters. His journey ends outside Detroit, where Bert visits a collection of daring, homemade, backyard thrills at the "Abusement Park."
Bringing Home the Bacon
E4
Bringing Home the BaconBert enjoys thrill rides, roadside attractions and hanging with monkeys and mermaids in his home state of Florida. His journey ends at the Greased Pig contest, where he chases a greasy, muddy pig and the winner gets to keep it.
Mr. Universal
E5
Mr. UniversalBert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets a behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.
Colorado Canyon Swing
E6
Colorado Canyon SwingBert finds extreme thrills in Ohio. First, he rides the world's tallest, fastest, and longest wing coaster, and then he flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, hoping to make the biggest splash at a summer camp of teenagers.
Bert & Gurney
E7
Bert & GurneyBert suffers injury before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.
Midwest Mud Fest
E8
Midwest Mud FestBert takes a road trip through Kentucky and Tennessee, riding America's tallest free body water slide and competing in the Running of the Balls, an extreme event where runners are chased down a hill by a colossal plastic ball.
Seeing Red
E9
Seeing RedBert faces his fear of heights by strapping into Colorado's highest thrill rides, including Denver's tallest roller coaster, a Skycoaster swinging 1,200 feet above a river and a one-of-a-kind aerial dive through a 200-foot canyon.
Bert's Biggest Splash
E10
Bert's Biggest SplashBert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.
Running of the Balls
E11
Running of the BallsBert journeys up the West Coast en route to the great Seattle Tomato Battle, where combatants fling 15 tons of tomatoes at each other inside a confined space. Will Bert survive the onslaught of flying tomatoes?
Beta Test
E12
Beta TestBert gets to be a human guinea pig when he visits a ride-testing site in Utah; and he crushes cars in a military-grade tank during his time at an amusement park in Georgia.
Friday Night Heights
E13
Friday Night HeightsBert pays a visit to a ride-testing site in Utah, using himself a human guinea pig and strapping into tomorrow's best and boldest rides. Before that, he heads to Georgia's Tank Town USA to crush cars in a military-grade tank.
Barbecue and Barbed Wire
E14
Barbecue and Barbed WireOn a thrilling Texas trip, Bert faces fierce boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions, enters a Bonnie Knees contest, rides a unique shuttle coaster and battles his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.
