PG-13
1985    1h 33minCommedia, Horror
5.611%40%5.8
Una vampira vecchia di secoli arriva a Los Angeles a caccia di maschi vergini - le serve il loro sangue per mantenere la sua giovinezza. Le sue prede sviluppano un appetito per gli hamburger crudi, una tendenza a dormire durante il giorno e ad evitare la luce del sole.
Diretto da Howard Storm
  • Jim CarreyMark Kendall
  • Lauren HuttonCountess
  • Karen KopinsRobin Pierce
  • Cleavon LittleSebastian
  • Thomas BallatoreJamie
  • Stuart CharnoCabin Boy Vampire
  • Skip LackeyRuss
  • Jeb Stuart AdamsWorld War I Ace Vampire
  • Joseph BrutsmanConfederate Vampire
  • Dominick BrasciaYoung Man Buying Ice Cream
  • Robin KleinFlowerchild Vampire
  • Peggy PopeMrs. Kendall
  • Richard SchaalMr. Kendall
  • Peter ElblingBookseller
  • Carey MoreMoll Flanders Vampire
  • Anna MathiasDaphne
  • Kate ZentallTanya
  • Laura UrsteinDarlene
  • Megan MullallySuzette
  • Garry GoodrowWino
  • jackmeat28 gennaio 2025
    My quick rating - 5.4/10. Jim Carrey on the rise. Mildly amusing flick. Poor guy just doesn't want to be a vampire but the gorgeous bloodsucker wants his virgin soul all to her own. The dance-off scene totally out of place in this movie is by far the high/lowlight.
  • mickerdoo8 giugno 2026
    Somehow more 80s than vampire. Fun to see young Carey. Hutton, Kopins, Little and the two friends were nice additions.
  • Ecto-1A31 ottobre 2025
    🧛🏻‍♂️ Once bitten, twice bored. A comedy that sucked and not in a vampire way. Even for a mid-80s flick, it’s easy to see why this one flopped at the box office. It’s just bad. Not even in that charming “so-bad-it’s-good” way some ’80s movies manage, but flat-out terrible. The writing is painfully simple, and Carrey’s character is outshined by his own sidekicks, who bring the only real laughs. There isn’t much else to praise, though the pacing is surprisingly solid. It would take another nine years before we’d see Carrey truly in his element.
  • Richard Colbert19 maggio 2026
    "[He] doesn't want you because you're mean and evil. He wants me because I'm nice and sweet and pure. SO F--- OFF!" ...best dialog ever, of all time!

Guarda video Se ti mordo... sei mio

  • Once Bitten
    Once BittenTrailer
  • Dance Off
    Dance OffScene

Ottenere Plex sui dispositivi

Gratuito su oltre 20 piattaforme. Scegliete la vostra.
Vedere tutti i dispositivi supportati →

Se ti mordo... sei mio Trivia