The Rezort
The Rezort
5.344%22%5.5
The ReZort, a safari park, offers paying guests the opportunity to kill as many zombies as they please following an outbreak.
jackmeatha recensito
18 aprile 2025•
My quick rating - 5.5/10. This Jurassic Park with zombies instead of dinosaurs movie really could've been great. The story that I just mentioned is not exactly the highlight, but the underlying story that they TOTALLY messed up and just brushed over with new cuts. They left it barely explained throughout the flick, and it was what they needed to explain more to really hit pay dirt with it. That and some better acting. Dougray Scott was fine as the strong, silent type, but the quirky kids gotta go. The token blonde needed a bit more to her. The final girl, umm...ok, I suppose, but still a bit weak when needing to actually show emotion. A missed chance on it as a whole, yet still a satisfying zombie flick that I didn't see coming at all. Figured I would be getting a #turkey. Glad to be wrong, check it out.
jackmeatha recensito
18 aprile 2025•
My quick rating - 5.5/10. This Jurassic Park with zombies instead of dinosaurs movie really could've been great. The story that I just mentioned is not exactly the highlight, but the underlying story that they TOTALLY messed up and just brushed over with new cuts. They left it barely explained throughout the flick, and it was what they needed to explain more to really hit pay dirt with it. That and some better acting. Dougray Scott was fine as the strong, silent type, but the quirky kids gotta go. The token blonde needed a bit more to her. The final girl, umm...ok, I suppose, but still a bit weak when needing to actually show emotion. A missed chance on it as a whole, yet still a satisfying zombie flick that I didn't see coming at all. Figured I would be getting a #turkey. Glad to be wrong, check it out.
