Lucille BallLucy Carter / Director Gale GordonHarrison Carter Desi Arnaz Jr.Craig Carter Jack CollinsHarvey Stevens Robert FoulkOfficer Rafferty Rhodes ReasonDetective Haggerty Robert CarsonMartin Phillips Irwin CharoneMr. Franklin Roy RobertsSuperintendent Gary MortonGary Morton / Executive Producer Robert AldaCaptain MacClay Barbara MorrisonMrs. Murdock Herbie FayeLuncheonette Manager Boyd 'Red' MorganStuntman #2 Carol BurnettCarol Krausmeyer Elliott ReidHarvey Gaynes Harry HickoxLieutenant Hickox Cliff NortonWalter Butley Buddy LewisCafeteria Customer Parley BaerDr. Cunningham Victor Sen YungHeadwaiter Richard DeaconHarvey Hoople Robert CummingsBob Collins Eva GaborEva Von Graunitz Alan OppenheimerDr. Parker Milton BerleCheerful Charlie Morgan JonesContest Judge Romo VincentLaundry Customer Mike HowdenSki Instructor Johnny SilverCanadian Mounty Jody GilbertMatron Wilson Roy RowanTV Late Movie Host (voice) Hans ConriedWilliam Barkley John DavidsonJohn Kleindorf Marilyn MaxwellGloria Pendleton Vincent PriceVincent Price Jayne MeadowsLaura Trenton William BenedictDeliveryman O. J. SimpsonO.J. Simpson Steve LawrenceSteve Lawrence J. Pat O'MalleyJed Tankerly Foster BrooksDavid Benton Miller Chuck ConnorsChuck Connors Shelley WintersShelley Summers Booker BradshawCouple #1 Man Howard KeelStanley Livingston Jack GilfordWilbur Harlow Tennessee Ernie FordErnie Epperson Ricardo MontalbanPrince Phillip Gregory Elsa LanchesterMumsie Westcott Robert RockwellJack Scott Tony RandallRudolph Springer Ginger RogersGinger Rogers Freddy MartinFreddy Martin Helen HayesKathleen Brady Iron Eyes CodyMedicine Man Jackie JosephJackie Berry George MarshallSheriff George / Director Danny ThomasDanny Gallupi Elizabeth TaylorElizabeth Taylor Kathleen HughesMrs. Portnoy Sammy Davis Jr.Sammy Davis Jr. George MarshallSheriff George / Director Lucille BallLucy Carter / Director Gary MortonGary Morton / Executive Producer Marl YoungOriginal Music Composer Wilbur HatchOriginal Music Composer 
