A philosophical masochist reviews Anime films of the most bizarre caliber, ranging from horrifically violent to borderline pornographic to just plain crazy.
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23 Episodes
Psychic Wars
E1
Psychic WarsAfter Space Thunder Kids and Garzey's Wing, Sage finally decides to take a regular look at the anime of yore, and comes up with the turd pile Psychic Wars.
Golden Boy
E2
Golden BoyHow did the Sage become so rugged and manly? He watched Golden Boy, that's how!
Bounty Dog
E3
Bounty DogSage quickly finds out that there's plenty more bad anime where Garzey's Wing came from.
The Humanoid
E4
The HumanoidMORE 80'S THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
Doomed Megalopolis (1)
E5
Doomed Megalopolis (1)A show so stupid, Sage couldn't fit it all into one episode. Gird yourselves people, this one ain't gonna be easy.
Doomed Megalopolis (2)
E6
Doomed Megalopolis (2)They should have packaged every DVD and VHS of Doomed Megalopolis with a fifth of scotch. Would’ve made it easier to sit through.
Ninja Scroll
E7
Ninja ScrollIn a slight deviation from the usual, Sage takes a look at an anime classic, and learns why Jubei Kibagami is a hard-ass.
Vampire Wars
E8
Vampire WarsLet's face it, vampires as a concept was ruined WAAAAYYYY before Twilight came around.
Mad Bull 34 (1)
E9
Mad Bull 34 (1)It's one of the most jaw-droppingly outrageous anime to ever see the American shores. Prepare for sheer lunacy, people.
Mad Bull 34 (2)
E10
Mad Bull 34 (2)It's part two of the lunatic brigade in Mad Bull 34. My only piece of helpful advice? Remember to breathe.
Ghost in the Shell
E11
Ghost in the ShellSage pays all due respect to one of the most beloved anime films of all time....and it has boobs.
Urotsukidoji
E12
UrotsukidojiBennett The Sage... talking about a hentai. This cannot end well.
Angel Cop (1)
E13
Angel Cop (1)Cyborgs, psychics, and a total b*tch? Yup, must be Angel Cop.
Angel Cop (2)
E14
Angel Cop (2)If THIS is Angel Cop's ending, then I'm a banana.
Sword for Truth
E15
Sword for TruthLesbians wha?
The Wings of Honneamise
E16
The Wings of HonneamiseAn anime classic that is one scene short of a masterpiece.
The Love Hina Christmas Special
E17
The Love Hina Christmas SpecialGawdy, sacchrine sweet, bull crap? Yup, it's got to be Love Hina.
Jin-Roh: the Wolf Brigade
E18
Jin-Roh: the Wolf BrigadeIt's Bennett The Sage’s favorite anime film of all time. Must be pretty good, then.
Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned
E19
Dracula: Sovereign of the DamnedLinkara joins Bennett to take on the ridiculous, and laughably awful Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned.
Diatron-5
E20
Diatron-5The Spoony One joins Sage as they review another Korean schlock-fest... whether he likes it or not.
Kite
E21
KiteYeah, I'm not sure what the title is supposed to mean either.
Mezzo Forte
E22
Mezzo ForteSage looks at Kite's spiritual, and definitely superior, successor.
Wicked City
E23
Wicked CitySpider-demon women and cheesy 80's synth? Yup, it's got to be anime. SPECIAL NOTE: This review contains footage that has been linked to causing seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. Viewer discretion is advised.
