The Fifth Element
The Fifth Element
In the colorful future, a cab driver unwittingly becomes the central figure in the search for a legendary cosmic weapon to keep Evil and Mr. Zorg at bay.
Jeremey reviewedJuly 13, 2025
“Leeloo Dallas Multipass? More like Leeloo Dallas MASTERPIECE.”
Baby, this movie is hotter than a plasma blast in pleather. I didn’t just appear in it — I elevated it. Elevated! With volume, with vibrato, with VA-VA-VOOM!
Korben’s flyin’, Leeloo’s kickin’, and I’m—
(phone buzzes)
—mm-hmm... mm-hmm... yeah, tell Diva Plavalaguna I’ll call her back. Just tell her to drink water and do the blue notes like I taught her.
(click)
Anyway—where was I? OH YES. This film isn’t sci-fi. It’s sex, sequins, and salvation. It’s the reason Chris Tucker can’t order takeout without someone yelling “MULTIPAAAAASS!”
And you know what?
Good. Let ’em yell. I earned it.