Venom: The Last Dance
Venom: The Last Dance
In Venom: The Last Dance, Tom Hardy returns as Venom, one of Marvel's greatest and most complex characters, for the final film in the trilogy. Eddie and Venom are on the run. Hunted by both of their worlds and with the net closing in, the duo are forced into a devastating decision that will bring the curtains down on Venom and Eddie's last dance.
neuroparadox reviewedJuly 29, 2025
VENOM: THE LAST FUCK I GIVE, NOTES:
Nice to see Knull, that's a deep cut baddie... Sure hope he does something in this movie! (He's says knowingly, as he pastes his notes into letterboxd from notes. 😅)
Tequila Caesar > Bloody Maria, just sayin. 🇨🇦
Looking forward to the Tom Hardy "ohhh, that could work" memes
(3rd) World Class CGI!
Wait! Why is Baron Mordo in this?
Double wait! Why is Keeley Jones in this?!
Tom Hardy's 📞👉👇 performance is giving me a Tom Softy 🥱
Horse Venom instantly kills, now human, Eddie Brock by destroying his body (multiple times) by forgetting about physics, gravity, and inertia (rhymes with, Saoirse.)
Eddie Brock, a well-known little bitch (without Venom,) fights off trained, special ops soldiers....underwater....in a rapid river...while they have full gear and he is in crocs...and then there was a venom fish... and then my eyes rolled back into my brain so hard that I didn't catch the rest of the scene but it sounded wild!
If there wasn't a waterfall, I'll suck my own dick....I honestly don't even know where in the world they were at this point (except not New York.)
When that creature eats people and shoots blood out of its back....kinda sweet 👍
"We've been together for a whole year?!" A perfectly read line, like venom is realizing it's their anniversary 🤣
Mrs. Chen can get it! 🥰
I don't get the whole shoeless Tom Hardy thing so I hope it's something great I'm missing and not a stupid nothingburger.
Am I supposed to know who all these symbiotes are by name, or just by colour and shape?
"RELEASE THE SYMBIOTES!" *GOOD THING THERE'S THIS BUTTON THAT DOES THAT EXACTLY!*
Knull is the most under-developed, meatless, nothing, whothefuckisthisguy villain I've seen in a long time. I think he's in it for like 90 seconds, plus a nebulous stinger....sorry, Andy Serkis.
Tom Hardy? More like Ham Tardy.
Still, it's probably the best of the trilogy. 🤷♂️
The end flashback memories of Eddie and Venom is just weird, like, were they fucking somehow? What happened when Eddie had to smash one out and Venom was like, "need a hand?" "What about if I put tentacle here...?" "I love being inside you"💞 I'm sure there's a fanfic about it 🤣😂🧐 or there shortly will be™️©️®️