The Swing of Things
The Swing of Things
3.012%
Bad weather diverts Tom and Laura Jane from their Bahamas dream wedding. So, with friends, parents, and Laura's protective big brother, they land at a mystery hotel in Jamaica—which turns out to be a swinger's resort! Can the innocent couple avoid the nonstop booze, weed, naked bodies, and lusty dolphins long enough to make it to the altar?
jackmeat reviewedFebruary 12, 2025
My quick rating - 2.8/10. WOW, that was bad. Tries way to hard to be edgy and ends up flat. Luke Wilson must've been bored and figured it was worth it to be on set with all the eye candy. The main actor (his name is Chord, which is a great insult for someone. "Dude is such a chord") is overwhelmed and looks like a deer in the headlights the whole movie. I don't think he was acting. Couple chuckles at sheer stupidity. You know, cheap laughs like "Hey look, the old people are getting high". Don't bother, let the family just enjoy their accidental wedding at a nudist swingers resort in peace (I had to slip in the plot for ya) It is too bad though since I typically find Luke Wilson flix mildly amusing.