In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
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YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
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YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
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News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly CarCarolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
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“I Hate My Kids” Says Most MomsRyan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
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Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to RedtubeGrant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
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Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by SapphireGrant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
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BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather ForecastHulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
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News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the BeachRyan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
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Special Musical Broadcast Really WailsShukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
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A Report from the CollegeHumor OfficeTrapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
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U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-ThroughLocal man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
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Millennials Are Ruining Our TrashLily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
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Mom Disappointed in Son… AgainRekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
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God Does a Really Mean Impression of John LithgowStraight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
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My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. DoubtfireErika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
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Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Good Morning, River View High!
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Good Morning, River View High!The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Welcome to Bug News
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Welcome to Bug NewsA bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
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Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst BriansTrapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
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I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little PuppetThe news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
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Handshakes for Men, Hugs for WomenAmy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
All Hail Cello Chigglers!
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All Hail Cello Chigglers!Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
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Spit in Your Hand to Honor the TroopsRyan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
True Confessions of Real Newscasters
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True Confessions of Real NewscastersRekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
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Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling BallZac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
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Huge Idiot Climbs Mount EverestCarolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
