15
2012    1 h 47 mKomedie, Fantasy
6.968%73%6.5
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John byl jako malý velmi opuštěný, i proto pronesl to pošetilé přání, aby jeho plyšový vánoční dárek začal mluvit. Stal se zázrak a mluvící medvěd se stal mediální hvězdou a miláčkem davů. Jak roky ubíhaly, chlupatému Tedovi zůstal jediný fanoušek – John. Ti dva si náramně notují v pohledu na život (maximální pohoda), na holky (divošky mají přednost), na práci (jen když není zbytí) a John i díky tomu velkoryse přehlíží, že okolí se na jeho soužití s méďou dívá čím dál rozpačitěji. Sežrat mu to dává především jeho holka Lori, která je sice nadmíru tolerantní, ale i u ní platí přísloví o chození se džbánem pro vodu. Takže když se ucho utrhne, dostává John nekompromisní ultimátum. Buď Lori, nebo plyšák. A tak se John ocitá na zásadní životní křižovatce, ze které vede jen jedna cesta. Nebo to tak aspoň vypadá.
Režie: Seth MacFarlane
  • Mark WahlbergJohn Bennett
  • Mila KunisLori Collins
  • Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Režisér / Scénář / Producent
  • Joel McHaleRex
  • Giovanni RibisiDonny
  • Patrick WarburtonGuy
  • Matt WalshThomas
  • Jessica BarthTami-Lynn
  • Aedin MincksRobert
  • Bill SmitrovichFrank
  • Patrick StewartNarrator (voice)
  • Norah JonesNorah Jones
  • Sam J. JonesSam Jones
  • Tom SkerrittTom Skerritt
  • Bretton ManleyYoung John
  • Ralph GarmanJohn's Dad
  • Alex BorsteinJohn's Mom
  • John VienerAlix
  • Laura VandervoortTanya
  • Robert WuAsian Man 'Ming'
  • ርልዪረ
    ርልዪረ30. ledna 2025
    🐻 It's not a family guy episode. It just isn't - don't be put off by the people who claim it is. What it is however, is 106 minutes of laughs with a smattering of suspense (no, really), and it's rounded off nicely with a heartwarming ending. All of that sounds a biit "meh", but when it's funny it's really funny - Ted going for a job interview at the supermarket had me almost hyperventilating with laughter. And there are some real near-to-the-knuckle comic moments. Patrick Stewart expertly narrates the opening scenes with excellent comic precision. If you're a big FG fan, you'll recognise that some of the crew are from FG: Walter Murphy does the music as he does on Family Guy. Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild had a hand in the screenplay. Also from FG: Lois (Alex Borstein) young John's mum Joe Swanson (Partrick Warburton) John's work friend, easily recognisible by his voice And in Ted, Lori is played by Mila Kunis who is Meg in Family Guy. Other cameos from memory include Flash Gordon (Sam J. Jones), Ryan Reynolds, and Norah Jones and Tom Skerritt. And a special mention must go to Giovanni Ribisi who is an excellent actor, he plays "weirdos" so well. For me, this was the second best film of 2012 (Avengers if you're wondering), and is well worthy of a place in your DVD collection. I've knocked a star off because it sagged for 10 minutes or so, don't let that put you off though.
  • Winston Smith
    Winston Smith31. října 2026
    If you've ever wondered what it would be like if your childhood Teddy Bear grew up with you, and loved guzzling beer and taking huge bong hits, then this movie is for you. Crude? Yep. Fun? Yep.
  • Miguel Miguel
    Miguel Miguel25. října 2026
    Family Guy V4, OH MY GOD ITA FULL OF PO-
  • macaronz
    macaronz16. října 2026
    Ted is honestly one of my all time favorites! Revisiting the film instantly brings back a wave of nostalgia for simpler times, yet what continues to impress is its technical and narrative brilliance. Thanks to groundbreaking CGI and stellar voice/motion work, Ted never once feels like a mere CGI creation on screen; he completely convinces you that he is a living, breathing human friend with genuine loyalty and flaws. Blending a lighthearted, witty premise with laugh-out-loud humor and a surprisingly touching emotional core about brotherhood and growing up, it stands as a timeless comedy classic that never fails to entertain.
  • Terry Phan
    Terry Phan1. listopadu 2025
    Awesome movie by the one and only Seth MacFarlane. You will have probably heard or seen clips of this movie before watching the actual thing and to be fair if you watched some previous shows made by Seth such as family guy you still wouldn’t be able to get over the fact that Ted sounds like Peter or Brian but it all works out in the end.
  • klit75
    klit7515. srpna 2026
    If you like Family guy you'll enjoy this And if you like this you'll REALLY like the tv series Ted on Peacock It's one of my top 5 comedies and Im beyond pissed there won't be a season 3
  • aliasghar694
    aliasghar6941. srpna 2026
    Super movie
  • MR. WHAT ZIT TOOYA
    MR. WHAT ZIT TOOYA29. května 2026
    Being a kid growing up on family guy (even though we wasn’t suppose to watch it ) this movie was hilarious 😂😂
  • Shawn Paul Gachassin
    Shawn Paul Gachassin16. listopadu 2025
    Seth MacFarlane created Family Guy. Then, he perfected the formula, creating American Dad, and unsuspectingly, also creating the single greatest adult animated show of all time. So he can do very little wrong in my eyes. Does he need to work on pacing in a movie vs a tv show, yes, but the jokes are always there, he can edit, and most of all he works for the good of the plot of the episode/film, and not his own ego gratification
  • wonderrxjr
    wonderrxjr9. dubna 2026
    I'm very happy Ryan Reynolds and Warburton are gay for each other
  • Manuel Frangis
    Manuel Frangis21. března 2025
    I just watched Ted again and I would give it 4.5 out of 5 stars. This movie is hilarious ridiculous and exactly what you would expect from Seth MacFarlane. It takes the simple idea of a childhood wish coming true and turns it into one of the most over the top comedies ever made. The story follows John Bennett a guy who as a kid wished for his teddy bear to come to life. The problem is Ted never went away and now John is an adult still living with his foul mouthed lazy best friend who just happens to be a talking bear. It is the perfect setup for insane comedy and nonstop jokes and the movie delivers on every level. Mark Wahlberg is perfect as John. His ability to play off of a CGI teddy bear is what makes this movie work so well. He fully commits to the role making their friendship feel completely real even though the whole idea is absurd. His reactions to Ted’s wild antics are some of the funniest moments in the movie. Seth MacFarlane as Ted absolutely steals the show. He brings everything you would expect from him mixing crude humor sarcasm and pop culture references into one of the funniest characters ever. Ted is completely unfiltered saying and doing things that no stuffed animal ever should. The contrast between how cute he looks and how wild he acts makes it even funnier. The humor in Ted is exactly what you expect from Seth MacFarlane. If you like Family Guy or his other work you will love this. The jokes come at you fast and there is no topic off limits. Whether it is random cutaway gags ridiculous conversations or over the top physical comedy the movie keeps the laughs coming nonstop. The supporting cast is also great. Mila Kunis as Lori John’s girlfriend adds a nice balance to the madness. She plays the role of the responsible one in the relationship while still having some funny moments of her own. The dynamic between John Lori and Ted is what drives the movie creating some of the best scenes. The visual effects are impressive. Ted looks completely real and his interactions with the world around him are seamless. Whether he is drinking partying getting into fights or just sitting on the couch watching TV he feels like a real character rather than just a CGI creation. The pacing is great. The movie never slows down and every scene is either setting up a joke delivering one or leading into another crazy situation. The mix of comedy and a surprisingly solid story keeps things moving without ever feeling like it drags. The only reason I would not give it a full 5 out of 5 is that some of the jokes go on a little too long and a few moments feel like they are trying too hard to be shocking rather than just being funny. But even with that most of the humor lands perfectly and the movie is consistently entertaining from start to finish. Overall Ted is one of the best and most original comedies of the last decade. It is crude offensive and absolutely hilarious. If you love Seth MacFarlane’s style of humor this is a must watch. I had a blast watching it and it is a movie I will always go back to when I need a good laugh.
  • koddave
    koddave15. března 2026
    Still decent and connects with the tv show
  • Eithan
    Eithan13. ledna 2026
    Simply brilliant, it’s a talking bear that smokes pot… what’s not to love?
  • mickerdoo
    mickerdoo15. července 2025
    Take a childhood staple and make him foul-mouthed, raunchy and give him a libido. Wouldn't have worked without Wahlberg and Kunis.
  • Miakoda
    Miakoda1. února 2025
    It's pretty funny

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