- Hipster ZOMBIE15. ledna 2026Primate (2025) is pretty dumb, gloriously gory, and exactly the kind of midnight-movie creature feature that knows it’s throwing bananas and leans into the splatter. The setup is pure B-movie goodness: a crazed pet chimpanzee with rabies by way of a mongoose, and escalateing choas with some very stupid young adults caught in the middle. The gore lands hard and often, with wince-worthy kills that feel handcrafted for genre sickos who like their horror messy and mean. Like me. The human element is a circus of bad decisions. The kids are walking cautionary tales, and the parent (a deaf author who is about to go on a book tour) are so aggressively brain-dead you’ll forget they’re supposedly ape experts. It’s frustrating, hilarious, and oddly charming in how committed it is to stupidity. What really sells it is the score, a creepy, synth-soaked pulse that feels like a lost Goblin tape unearthed from a Dario Argento vault. Primate won’t be the best horror film of 2026, but it definitely won’t be the worst, and against all odds, you’ll probably have a damn good time watching it, I know I did.
- shirazesat12. února 2026A lesson in pet ownership and too much glass. Edge of seat horror that's really riveting. I tagged this high due to the quality of the story and excellent pace. Plus no-one does anything daft, like you usually see in horrors - everything is believable. I would say, though, that there's too much gore in some scenes, and I really hope high ratings for this isn't misinterpreted as a sign that gore is good. "Saw", for example, was excellent because of its concept but producers focused on gore rather than concept
- brian65832. dubna 2026A family of idiots is terrorised by a small man dressed as a monkey and, despite having rabies, which causes hydrophobia, spends most of the film standing next to a swimming pool. A sequence of increasingly stupid decisions leads to some hilarious moments. Tragically, this is not a comedy.
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Primát byl vydán 8. ledna 2026.
Primát byl režírován Johannes Roberts.
Primát je dlouhý 88 m.
Primát byl produkován John Hodges, Walter Hamada, Bradley Pilz.
Vysokoškolačka Lucy se vrací ze školy domů na prázdniny a bere s sebou partu přátel. Kdo by taky nechtěl jet do „vytuněné“ haciendy u moře, k jejímž rezidentům patří i roztomilý a přátelský šimpanz Ben. Ten se stal členem rodiny díky Lucyině zesnulé mamince, která ho v rámci své vědecké práce učila a naučila komunikovat s lidmi. Z ráje se ale může stát peklo lusknutím prstu. Stačí nešťastná shoda náhod, drobné poranění, infekce a mírumilovný lidoop se promění v nebezpečné monstrum.
Klíčové postavy v Primát jsou Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah), Hannah (Jessica Alexander), Adam (Troy Kotsur).
Primát je hodnocen 15+.
Primát je film s žánrem Horor, Thriller.
Primát má hodnocení diváků 7 z 10.
Primát měl rozpočet 21 mil. US$.
Primát vydělal v kinech 41,2 mil. US$.