Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Season 7

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The lives and loves of five friends in the Northern town of Runcorn.

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8 Episodes

When Jonny Met Sharky
E1
When Jonny Met SharkyAfter the Archer reopens following a refurbishment, all the girls decide to apply for the new barmaid's job. Jonny leaves for Hawaii to go shark-jumping, after winning a competition, leaving Gaz to try and find something more exciting to do.
Dabdaa!
E2
Dabdaa!Janet is going through the five stages of bereavement: DABDA, or Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and finally Acceptance. Gaz is helping her, and frankly, Donna is rather suspicious of his motives. On the positive side--sort of--Louise announces that she is pregnant.
Homophobia Is Gay
E3
Homophobia Is GayLouise wants to move in with Janet, who isn't too keen on the idea, so Louise decides to try and convince her by holding a seance to contact Jonny's spirit.
Dead Jonny Walking
E4
Dead Jonny WalkingGaz tries to change the born-again Christian Munch, back to his old self, by tempting him with alcohol. Meanwhile, Louise is disappointed to learn she's having a girl while Janet picks 'dead Jonny' as a theme for Donna and Gaz's wedding.
Here Bums the Bride
E5
Here Bums the BrideGaz and Donna finally tie the knot, but a shocking discovery by Louise could cause their new marriage to end prematurely.
Six Months Later
E6
Six Months LaterJanet's inability to keep up the mortgage payments result in her house being repossessed, so Gaz comes up with a plan which could suit everyone.
African Death Face
E7
African Death FaceDonna and Gaz are living with Janet, but Donna is after a high-powered job in London, which she gets by learning how to bluff her way through the interview. Janet and Gaz recall their old relationship and end up having sex together. As Donna is about to move to London and Gaz is not keen to go, he now has a dilemma on his hands. Louise realises that, though Donna was to be her birthing partner, she must now go it alone.
Borry
E8
BorryGaz is not keen on moving south with Donna, and has fallen in love with Janet; Donna has met a new man called Wesley in London and wants to move on from Gaz. However, Gaz lets slip that he and Janet are in love, and Donna throws beer over them but eventually realises that Janet and Gaz belong together, because they are "scum"- but in a nice way. Meanwhile Louise is about to give birth, aided only by Munch, and produces (in The Archer) a beautiful girl whom she names "Louise Louise Brooks", although she tells Munch the name is "Louise Munch Brooks". Gaz and Donna part on ostensibly good terms, and the episode closes with flashbacks of moments throughout the series, to the background of Avril Lavigne's "When You’re Gone".